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Tweak says, "drink some water"

Jason Todd (redhero) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2009-04-21 15:55:00

Entry tags:

george lass, jason todd

Who: Jason and George
Where: Their habitual diner
Warnings: George has a fucking mouth like a god damn hell ass sailor.

Jason was not depressed, which was an improvement. At worst, he was bummed, but that still allowed for moments of amusement and smirking and other forms of respite from his sadness. And that was the reason he'd chosen to cash the raincheck he'd made for breakfast with George. That was, of course, assuming that she ever ate anything besides waffles.

It was strange that they were friends, or whatever they were, considering they were in much the opposite business. He didn't think of her as someone who killed, but rather someone whose job was to obey fate's whims, whereas Jason's job was to defy it as much as possible. His job was also to write, which he hadn't been doing lately, and should probably get back on top of.

Jason was sitting in the same part of the same diner that was their usual haunt, no pun intended. It'd been the first time he'd left his house for anything other than bare necessities in something like a month.

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dontgiveashit
2009-04-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah, some long haired hippie!" She was griping but when didn't she gripe about something. Her eyebrows knotted together and she slumped up in her booth seat and sighed. "I care because she fucking.. deserves better than that shit. Yeah because it's my fucking baby sister."

She kept frowning at him as much as she did any other time. "No I didn't fucking mean it like that. I just.. shut the fuck up." Dammit, he was such a pain in the ass. "When I.. went back? Disappeared and went back. There was this kid.. she was having this.. thing with.. secretly because none of the kids thought she was fucking good enough so they had to fucking sneak around. And then he got hit by a fucking car and I had to reap him except he wouldn't fucking go.. so she just had to linger on.. it fucking sucked."

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redhero
2009-04-26 09:27 pm UTC (link)

"Well, that sucks, but back home, you were rather limited by the fact that you weren't fucking your boss. Now, you are. So you have certain advantages in the field of messing with your sister's boyfriend." Jason took a mean little delight in making George extremely uncomfortable with her own emotions.

"Besides, she's your sister. You're not supposed to think highly of her boyfriends. Hell, I wouldn't approve of Dick if I hadn't known him longer than I know Carrie."

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dontgiveashit
2009-04-26 10:13 pm UTC (link)

She really hated when he did things like that. "Fuck the advantages, I don't want him messing with my little sister, period. It was just fucking weird. And having to reap the guy was bad enough. And me fucking my boss or not fucking my boss doesn't matter. Rube's fucking gone, and I was put in charge after all of that, it's just.. like being really in fucking bizarro world."

Man now she needed a drink or something. She made a gesture, "See? Can't approve. Fuck that. I didn't want to fucking take care of her."

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redhero
2009-04-28 06:48 pm UTC (link)

"That's a damn lie. You seduced a woman who went fourteen billion years without taking a lover. You can get what you want, and if you wanted not to have to deal with your sister, you'd find a way. But you looooove her. You're a big soft squishy emotional mess, just like the rest of us." Maybe it was because she was an easy target, but Jason did enjoy harassing George. Even now more than usual, probably because it kept him from thinking too much about his own emotional mess.

When the waitress came, Jason placed his aforementioned order than could feed a large family. "And put whatever the lady orders on my tab. She's had an addition to her family recently."

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dontgiveashit
2009-04-28 11:20 pm UTC (link)

"Seduced? Me?? Are we even talking about the same fucking person?" She was having a hard time believing that. "I didn't fucking seduce anyone. It just fucking happened. Christ it's not like I was some huge dyke before all this happened anyway," she said grumpily. She shut up only when the waitress came over and she actually ordered her food without cussing once. Go figure.

Her eyes narrowed, "No need to say it like that!" She kicked him under the table. "Make it sound like I'm fucking knocked up or something. Jesus.." she shook her head. "I never said I wasn't an emotional mess.. bit soft and squishy? Hardly." And just because she could, she kicked him again.

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redhero
2009-04-29 09:26 pm UTC (link)

"I wasn't there, I don't know what it was like. For all I know, you came downstairs in a slinky négligée and sat down in a chocolate sundae with a trail of M&Ms leading up to your pussy. And a sign with an arrow pointing at it saying 'All You Can Eat.'" He ignored her kicking. He'd taken harder blows by accident from Cassandra in her sleep.

Jason chased the thought away.

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dontgiveashit
2009-04-30 12:16 am UTC (link)

"Ugh! Come on.. you fucking pervert." She kicked him even harder because he deserved it. "Get your fucking head out of the fucking gutter. You have no fucking idea. And stop picturing it in your head, you sick fuck." She just loved giving him a hard time. And really anything to avoid talking about Cassandra. She'd wait a long while before making a joke about him now being able to have a threesome with the two of them.

Thankfully some of the food came, biscuits and other stuff. So George picked up one to eat, shoving it into her mouth.

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redhero
2009-05-04 04:52 am UTC (link)

Seeing Jason eat was an adventure. He was very polite, of course, as he'd grown up with Alfred. Growing up with Alfred meant that you ate politely or you didn't eat. And he'd lived with Amazons, who were warriors first and foremost, meaning that he'd (or she'd, as had been the case on Themyscira) had to adjust to eating fast or not eating at all. The combination of the two had turned him into the world's fastest knife-and-fork. Onlookers were often surprised that he didn't stab his tongue with his fork.

The barely-disguised smirk on Jason's face was made all the more obvious by a spot of blueberry syrup that sat on the corner of his mouth like a delicious beauty mark. After swallowing, he said, "All right, Peanut. How did it happen, then?"

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dontgiveashit
2009-05-05 01:52 am UTC (link)

Yeah, all that neat shit totally wasn't George. She just watched him like she always did because it was seriously amusing to watch him eat. She just kind of jabbed at her waffles and then shoveled one into her mouth. Actually she kind of looked like a cow when she did that.

She frowned at him, "You do not get to call me Peanut. Try again. It just fucking happened. How the fuck should I know? Shit just happened. She's hot. It was all chaste and innocent at first, thank you very fucking much."

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