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Peace out, bitches. (drsnarkfest) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-02-14 23:26:00

Entry tags:

greg house, jack dent

Who: Greg and Jack
What: A little bit of harmless phone sex. No, really.
When: Um. Valentine's Day, sometime when Greg isn't busy making Ray his Valentine...
Warnings: Um, see the what, people.

Greg looked over with a smirk as his phone rang, sliding across the couch to grab it up.

"Just in time, Jacky... I was afraid I was going to have to start without you." Not the Elvis impression he'd been wanting, but that would be a pretty strange way to answer the phone.

Moreso than answering with innuendo, to Greg. Go figure.

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	jumpinjackdent 2008-02-15 04:36 am UTC (link)
	"Sorry, I have to play safe, darling, don't you know-Took me a minute to slide the condom on my fingers so I could dial protected," Jack drawled, curled up on his couch, fiddling with the pantleg of his jeans, "Anyway, commence with taking off your trousers or what have you. Don't let me interrupt. I love to listen." (Reply to this) (Thread)

drsnarkfest
2008-02-15 04:47 am UTC (link)

Greg laughed a little, but was already shifting on the couch, a distinct ruffle of fabric heard over the speaker.

"Damn, you know how to turn a man on, Jack.. and who's to say I didn't already have my hand thoroughly occupied as it is?" A beat, "And hey- I'm offended you think my phoen line is contaminated. I'm more than careful about those I dick and dial with,"

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	jumpinjackdent 2008-02-15 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Biting his lip to stifle a laugh at what they were doing, Jack listened to the man speak with a smile on his face, "Well, should I have bothered calling, if you were already busy? Or was it our witty replies that had you getting started so soon?" A beat, "You've a point. I'm sorry for implying your dick and your dialing was easy." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-02-16 03:33 am UTC (link)
	"Better." Greg lounged back against the arm of the couch, free arm behind his head, still not sure if this was actually turning into phone sex, or just another chance to taunt each other. "So." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-02-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, what foreplay this is," Jack smirked and shifted a bit himself, a small noise of a 'hmph' marking it as he stretched his legs out, the general fidgeting of a fidgety man, "'So.'" He said, mimocking Greg's voice, "'We gonna do it?'" He giggled softly and leaned his head against the couch, "You know, I've never had sex over the phone. Where do I put it?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-02-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Mumbling something unintelligible, Greg rolled his eyes. "I'm game if you are. And half the fun is figuring that out for yourself, Jacky... although personalliy, I'm partial to my right hand." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 03:50 am UTC (link)

"Oh, you're right handed, are you? You'd think I'd notice something like that," Jack said thoughtfully, "What with how you've had your hand on my willy and all," He couldn't say he wasn't interested in this endeavour of their's, but he had no idea where to start. He rather hoped Greg would get the ball rolling. And that he would stop grinning over thinking statements such as 'get the ball rolling' in relation to sex. He doubted the second part, but the first part might yet happen.

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 04:02 am UTC (link)

"I'm ambidextrous, actually. Useful talent I picked up along the way- keeps them off guard when I do things like this in the office." He groaned, a stifled thing, as his hand made its way into his fly. "Y'know, this is when you're supposed to be either giving me directions, or asking what I'm doing; which, for your information, is rubbing myself through those hot satin panties of yours. Ray and I owe you a pair... they've gotten quite the action, since your little dinner party.

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 04:10 am UTC (link)

"But what if I'm a phone sex bottom, darling?" Jack chuckled, though he knew Greg could hear the sound of Jack's zip going down on his trousers as he did so, "Hmm, I'm so glad that I introduced such a hit. I like to think they have gotten oodles of use, yes. And, for your information, Gregory, I'm afraid I was rather unprepared for this little project, for I've no underwear on at all. So I can't give you the benefit of describing my pants to you, dear. My apologies."

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 04:16 am UTC (link)

"Sorry I can't give you all the credit for my affinity for women's underthings, baby... This is not the first time I've felt the loving caress of satin against my ass, but I do have to give you props for getting the missus on it." A beat, as he worked over the last part of that sentence again, amusement clear on his voice (and his face, although Jack obviously couldn't see it). "I'd say that's plenty prepared, Jack; do you always go commando? Give Jules easy access, and all that?"

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	jumpinjackdent 2008-02-16 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Rather smug as he smirked to himself, hand moving down his chest to run over his crotch then slip his hand down his trousers, "Most days, yes. On special occassions I do put on underwear, but otherwise it just gets in way of a quick fuck in the back room, as it were," Jack's amusement could be heard as well, "Jules has never complained." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 04:24 am UTC (link)

Greg smirked. "I wouldn't either. Although I've been getting rave reviews for this new little wardrobe you helped me pick up.. one of the few things that actually gets me a good fuck. Not that I'm complaining, but he's too good at that to go without, you know? Too bad we didn't have time to compare, before... we'll have to do that again sometime. Let you see just how identical we are... right down to that mole, just at the base of our cock.. or so I assume."

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 04:36 am UTC (link)

"I can't say that a full on body comparison isn't something I'd dislike doing, Greg," Jack noted as he thought about it, giving himself a stroke, humming before going on, "We'll have to have you two over again so I might take my time. Get a good look at that mole of yours. Would you like that, darling? I bet you would if I offered you the same liberties, getting to look me over closely. Spread out underneath you, letting you have a good look." Jack was making an effort to get into this. Like dirty talk combined with a do-it-yourself project.

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 04:42 am UTC (link)

"I think you'd like it more than I would, considering I'm a prety hands-on kind of guy. Well... hands, mouth... maybe a little bit of alcohol. You never did give me those body shots you'd mentioned. 'Ever have someone pour tequila on your cock, and then lick it off? Feels ice cold at first, then to have those hot, wet lips around your skin... it's a favorite passtime of mine." Greg could do dirty talk, when he felt like it, even though his strokes were staying lazy, just keeping him interested. This was more an experiment to him, still, than an all-out sexual... thing.

Since that would be cheating, wouldn't it? He faltered for a second at that.

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 04:53 am UTC (link)

"Mmmm," The smile could be heard in Jack's voice as he moved to be laying down more on the couch, "I have actually had the delight of such an experience, but I'd love to have the Gregory version of it," He purred, his own hand very much keen to do it's part to make this call interesting, "Of course, I'd love to return the favour; licking clean that gorgeous cock of yours would be no chore, mind you. I'd do it even if the cap was left on the tequila."

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 05:01 am UTC (link)

Greg hummed a little at that, also smirking just slightly. "Is that right? Then there's no reason to waste the alcohol... unless you think you'd like the taste. I prefer chocolate myself. Speaking of, I take it you and Jules have already enjoyed your gift? I know Ray and I are going to have a ball with yours... mind, that's getting a little close with his teeth... but I suppose the anticipation is half the fun."

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 05:24 am UTC (link)

"I'm sure he'll be extra careful," Jack comforted, laughed softly, "And yes, we have. And it was magnificent, darling, thank you again. You'll have to try one sometime," Jack let a leg dangle off the couch as he licked his lips, looking up at the ceiling, "I must say, though, I've been thinking about what you said about the writing of that language on one's body with chocolate-how could I not? What was it called again?"

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 05:28 am UTC (link)

"Kanji. Japanese characters- you know, the type sluts get tattoo'd all over themselves, ending up meaning ridiculous things? I learned in school over there, when I was a kid... it does look incredibly sexy in chocolate. And it's fitting of the art, considering- the brush strokes are considered to be an expression of the soul. And my soul happens to love the way licking them off gets such a wonderful response, moaning and writhing... I've been told I have a pretty talented tongue. It's not my fault I happen to like to share the wealth." Greg was stroking a little more insistently, now, liking the way Jack seemed to be getting into it.

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 05:38 am UTC (link)

"Mm, I love that tongue of yours, so who ever is telling you that, I have to agree with," Jack certainly was getting into it, as it was hardly a bad way to spend an evening, talking dirty and touching yourself with a friend, was it? He could come to enjoy this very much, he figured, "I love for you to write something on me, darling, anything, just to have it licked off by that tongue. Ooh, I can just imagine, the intent of those gorgeous blues of your's as you focused on getting each symbol right, then that some focus intent on getting it all off again. Mmm." Yes, Jack was getting into this.

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 05:47 am UTC (link)

Greg smirked a little as he adjusted the phone against his shoulder, helping to shift his strokes to get them just right. "I can do that, Jacky... and then if I just so happened so slip with the chocolate, and accidentally poured some on your dick; well, I'd hate to leave you messy. You'd like that, wouldn't you? My tongue, lapping up the sweet chocolate, taking you down inch by inch so I could get it all... Eyes on your face to watch you enjoy my mistakes..."

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 05:54 am UTC (link)

"Oh yes," Jack purred, his hips lifting so he could push down his trousers all together, the scratch of the fly against the back of his hand not pleasant enough to keep. That done, he was back to stroking himself, "I imagine your mouth, so smugly wrapped around my erection would be-Hmm, I don't know what I'd do with myself. Would you want me to moan out your name, Gregory, or are you more the sort who takes pleasure in restraint?"

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 05:59 am UTC (link)

"That would depend on where we were. Bathrooms of restaurants, movie theaters, charity benefits... restraint is a necessity. But if I get you alone, Jacky, I'd make it a personal goal of mine to make you scream. And I promise you, I could. And you'd scream for me, wouldn't you? With your cock down my throat, my hand inching up your thigh, fingertips slipping between your legs to tease over your tight ass..." He smiled a little, squeezing himself for the grounding jolt of pain.

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 06:05 am UTC (link)

"Goodness," Jack breathed out, feeling himself flush at that-Damn, Greg was good, "Lord, I'd scream for you as much as you wanted, darling. I'd call out your name, fist my hand in your hair and fuck that dirty mouth of yours until I came," A soft breath sounded against his end as his hand began moving a bit faster on himself, "Would you kiss me afterwards, Gregory? Kiss me so I could taste myself on your tongue, so I could suck myself from your lips?" Was that too artsy? Jack hoped not, for it was what he had to offer.

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drsnarkfest
2008-02-16 06:12 am UTC (link)

Greg's smirk grew at the reaction, stroking himself a bit harder as he heard Jack's breath against the phone. "Of course, Jacky. It'd only be fair after you abused my mouth with that rock-hard cock of yours, making my lips swell, shooting your load in my mouth. Do you like how you taste, baby? 'Cause I'm sure I would... but the real question is, what would I get in return? Would you suck me off, let me feel that hot mouth of yours? Or do you have somethng else in that delightfully dirty mind of yours?"

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jumpinjackdent
2008-02-16 06:21 am UTC (link)

"I've the feeling that you have lists of things in your mind, Gregory, that you'd have me do to repay you," Jack smiled, a small noise coming from him, his hips lifting a bit with his strokes, "I'd want to taste you, first, but I wouldn't start right for your cock, darling. No, I'd want to start at those lips and work my way down. I remember those noises you made when I teased them and I want to hear more. I want to make you squirm, to tease you, to make you beg, Gregory," A pause, "But you wouldn't beg, and I'd end up sucking you off anyway, because I would be too eager-I wouldn't be able to help myself. I'd want you in my mouth so badly, I'd take it all in with one go. Or try, at least. Would you like that, darling? Or should I think of something else? Something more?" Jack might have been read after that, but he was also very aroused, so he figured it balanced out. Though how he had enough blood to be so red and so hard was beyond him.