Who: Greg and Jack What: A little bit of harmless phone sex. No, really. When: Um. Valentine's Day, sometime when Greg isn't busy making Ray his Valentine... Warnings: Um, see the what, people.
Greg looked over with a smirk as his phone rang, sliding across the couch to grab it up.
"Just in time, Jacky... I was afraid I was going to have to start without you." Not the Elvis impression he'd been wanting, but that would be a pretty strange way to answer the phone.
Moreso than answering with innuendo, to Greg. Go figure.