"But what if I'm a phone sex bottom, darling?" Jack chuckled, though he knew Greg could hear the sound of Jack's zip going down on his trousers as he did so, "Hmm, I'm so glad that I introduced such a hit. I like to think they have gotten oodles of use, yes. And, for your information, Gregory, I'm afraid I was rather unprepared for this little project, for I've no underwear on at all. So I can't give you the benefit of describing my pants to you, dear. My apologies."