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Shawn Spencer (psychyouout) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-11-01 18:11:00

Entry tags:

carlton lassiter, shawn spencer

Who: Shawn Spencer and Carlton Lassiter
What: IT'S A MYSTERY! Shawn has no clue what Lassy wants. But he's going anyway cause his sense of curiosity is much stronger than his sense of self-preservation.
When: Backdated a bit cause Aki sucks and got swamped with stuff.
Warnings: ... Dunno yet. I'll get back to that later.

Shawn stood outside of the address Lassiter had given him, his brain racing a mile a minute as it contemplated exactly WHY the cop with the most reason to hate him ever demanded his presence. It could be a trick that ended up with Shawn in handcuffs and not in the happy fun way either. It could be for a case... but that was kinda laughable. Shawn was pretty certain Lassy didn't have any family members who would need impressing in this universe either.

What could it be.. what could it be... The question was frustrating the hell out of him ~~and he kinda liked it a bit.~~ Schooling his expression for the utmost innocence he could get out of it (it might come in handy) he walked up to the entrance way and knocked on the door.

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Lassiter watched Shawn for a long time from the balcony above before he made his way downstairs to find him. Slowly opening the door he grabbed Shawn's hand and pulled him in. "Spencer" He said simply. "Get in here." (Reply to this) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-11-02 09:20 pm UTC (link)

"Why Lassy, I didn't know you cared!" Shawn squeaked out as he was dragged indoors.

Shaking off the detective's hand, he adjusted his jacket and eyed Lassiter warily. "I'm in. Do I get to buy a vowel now or do I have to spin the wheel again Pat?"

This night had started out weird and was now slowly sailing off into the WTF-seas. What was going on with Lassy? Did the Vortex cause brain damage or what?

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Didn't want anyone to see you." He said flatly. "Now tell me, how the hell did I get here, and how the hell did I end up with this place?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-11-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)

For a second, Shawn's eyes practically bugged out of his head. THIS was the reason behind all the shenanigans and mysterious postings? THIS?

Leaning back against the doorjam, Shawn banged his head back into it a few times before working out his answer.

"Did your momma never let you watch Star Trek as a kid? AL-TER-NATE DI-MEN-TION. You don't believe I'm psychic but you're more than willing to believe I have the power to transport you to an entirely different universe?"

He chuckled. But it was less amused and more bitter sounding. "Use that lump three feet above your ass Lassykins. If I had that power? Would I really pick you over Gus?"

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	"I didn't say this was your fault Spencer...at least not this time." His tone softened. "I just don't understand it and you seem to grasp the concept." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-11-02 09:39 pm UTC (link)

Shawn sighed. With all the random scenarios that ran through his brain earlier this evening? This was not one of them.

"I've had to 'grasp' the concept. I've been here for months now. Jules only showed up a little while ago. No Gus, no Chief Vick, no Psych. Though the lack of Henry phone calls about scaling fish and cleaning out basements is a welcome relief."

Crossing his arms, he felt a wave of pity for Lassiter. He could empathize with the guy, and was slightly jealous that at least he had people he knew here when he first arrived. "No one knows what it is. It picks people to live here. Sometimes it even takes them away. Sometimes? It even brings them back, without any memory. You replace someone who apparently lived here, like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except we snatch the bodies instead of the other way around."

Pushing away from the wall he was leaning on, Shawn made to leave through the door. "Is that all? Basically your choices are to either wait it out and hope the Vortex takes you home or bitch and moan about the situation at hand."

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't really know what to say to that. "Thank you" Though he would never be this nice to Shawn in public, he was thankful for the annoying man's help now. "You don't have to go..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-11-02 09:47 pm UTC (link)

... okay, this was going to be Shawn's evening for shocking shocks that are shocking.

"That's just the 'strange place strange people' vibe talking right? Once you get used to the place and have lil' lieutenants under your wing again to boss around it's gonna be all 'Spencer! Your ass is grass!' again."

Aw fuck. He couldn't do it to the guy. Not when he knew first hand how sucky it was being here without anybody to call. And, it was pretty nice having another familiar face around.

Letting go of the doorknob with a sigh, Shawn turned around to face Lassy. "What did you have in mind then?"

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe...maybe next week it will be like that, but right now I want to drink and I don't want to do it alone." He said simply as he turned and walked towards the bar he apparently had. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-11-02 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh! Drinking! Now there was a sport Shawn could endorse for the evening! Following Lassiter to the bar area, Shawn sat right down and started tapping out a beat with his fingers. "So is there a menu? I'd like to see what my options are. Unless you're strictly Irish in that it's; beer, beer, more beer and... whiskey?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthecollie 2008-11-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't k now" he said honestly as he dug through the bar finally producing; whiskey, rum, and then opened the fridge to find beer and wine. "Your pick." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-11-02 10:06 pm UTC (link)

Shawn peeked over the railing to get a look inside the fridge. "Got anything to cut that rum with? I tend to subscribe to the girly method of drinking. Lots of yummy, not so much on the alkie. I tend to prefer sobriety over lushness."

At least Shawn was safe in the knowledge that Lassiter was a happy drunk and nothing more would probably come of this evening other than a few boosts to Shawn's ego.

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	notthecollie 2008-11-02 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	"There's some soda here." He said as he handed Shawn a can. "Dammit!" He said rather loudly. There wasn't a bottle of scotch in sight and that annoyed him. "There has to be one here.." he muttered as he moved bottle after bottle looking for some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)