"I think sobriety would be helpful in the belief department right about now."
Shawn squirmed back on the stool just enough to give himself some breathing room.
"Look, Lass, I totally get you know your way around a mouth or else that was one seriously messed up marriage you had there, but my point still stands that I would really REALLY not like to get shot tomorrow morning when you wake up and have your heterosexual freak out."