For a second, Shawn's eyes practically bugged out of his head. THIS was the reason behind all the shenanigans and mysterious postings? THIS?
Leaning back against the doorjam, Shawn banged his head back into it a few times before working out his answer.
"Did your momma never let you watch Star Trek as a kid? AL-TER-NATE DI-MEN-TION. You don't believe I'm psychic but you're more than willing to believe I have the power to transport you to an entirely different universe?"
He chuckled. But it was less amused and more bitter sounding. "Use that lump three feet above your ass Lassykins. If I had that power? Would I really pick you over Gus?"