Shawn spat out the mouthful of soda that he had just taken a swig of prior to the detective's words. Coughing and thumping his chest to stave off further choking bought him a few seconds to run that back through his head again.
Replay... replay again... replay a third time... nope. Still didn't make any sense.
"Lassy? Lassiter? It's Shawn. Shawn Spencer. I think we may have to cut you off now cause you're something I'd like to call delusional. You're hallucinating me as a female. Let's get you some coffee or anti-psychotics or something."