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[Apr. 9th, 2010|08:39 pm] |
( Pietro ) |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|10:15 pm] |
People of the East Coast:
If you have to think to yourself, "Will this freeze when I do it/throw it/lick it?" The answer is more than likely 'yes'. And while it is both highly amusing, and good practice, for your local ER to try and get the icicles out of your various reproductive tracts... just cut it the hell out, alright?
( Cadence ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|01:53 pm] |
It is too fuckin' cold outside to deal with this. If I see one more asshole with gangrene from a polar plunge, I'm going to just let it fall off.
( Mattie )
( Cadence ) |
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[Dec. 27th, 2009|01:23 am] |
I have the overwhelming urge to shout "You'll never take me alive!"
Until I realize that tempting fate in this place is just a bad fuckin' idea.
( McManus Brothers, Mattie, Camden ) |
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[Dec. 7th, 2009|09:02 pm] |
So, it looks like I'm in the market for a good defense lawyer.
'Sad it's almost comforting, in its familiarity.
Any suggestions? I'll double your retainer, if you're willing to be discrete. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|12:41 am] |
You know, they always leave out the 'holy shit, eighteen hours of the same fucking moaning and groaning' horror in zombie flicks. I'm starting to see why.
If you have the means- AKA, a fully stocked pharmacy- Molotov cocktails out of extra bottles of rubbing alcohol? Amusing, for a while. If you can stand the smell. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|09:25 pm] |
Off the wagon, again. Fuck. I didn't think they did this shit themselves.
Donnie- think you've got time for a second sitting? I know what else I need.
Dr Cuddy- I'm going to have to take a week of medical leave. Yes, I'm fine. No, I don't want to talk about it.
Anybody know their way around the Hamptons? I've got a meeting down there, and it's not exactly somewhere I... fit in. |
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[May. 31st, 2009|10:52 am] |
You people and your secrets. You're trying to kill me aren't you?
For the love of whatever you find holy, if you've a secret, just tell it, you can tell me, you can tell a loved one, you can tell the hobo down on the corner for all I care. Just as long as more than one person knows it it's no longer a secret and it's no longer building up pressure in my frontal lobe. |
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[May. 29th, 2009|10:47 pm] |
There's no chance there's a discrete tattoo artist floating around these things, is there?
And/or someone looking to get very, very drunk for free. |
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[May. 27th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
Do all the offices in this hospital come with their very own surgery ghost? Christ, where's a guy gotta go to get some sleep?
And who keeps-
Oh. Oh.
Dr. Cuddy? Izzy- Dr. Stevens- told me to speak to you. I'm a new transfer- or something. And I don't mean to get off on the wrong foot, but I think I'm going to need to take a leave of absence, here soon. |
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