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Tweak says, "RON WEASLEY!!!!"

Carrie Kelley (girlwonder) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-20 00:42:00

Entry tags:

alternaverse plot, carrie kelley, cassandra cain, dick grayson, djason, doug ramsey

Okay. So something's happened. I'm thinking either a) I died a while back and this is Purgatory (set in NYC, of all places) or something like that, b) I'm having a really fucked up dream, c) I'm free, or d) Mojo's a lot more powerful than any of us realized and this is stage two of his weird kidnapping thing.

Speaking of, anyone find that name familiar? Mojo. He's a bad dude. How 'bout Batman? Robin? Superman? Flash? Anything? No?

Anyone? Bueller?

If any of you know me, I'd totally appreciate you reporting to me. I'm so fucking confused right now. My hair's not right and my face is different and maybe I've just finally snapped, who knows?

You should remember me, if you're here. I've been something like three... four months without a Bruce that remembers me. It sucks and is lame and you need to know me. So your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to say, "Oh hi, Carrie. I've missed you. Let's go kick some big bad ass!"

I know I talk a lot, so you don't need to tell me that I'm a chatterbox. ~~But I could probably forgive you a nickname this once in celebration of the fact that you exist here.~~

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	redhero 2008-07-19 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not the Jason you're looking for, but I know you pretty well. Sort of. Oh, and you're not dead, I should specify. I'm an expert right around now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Huh. So what's going on here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redhero
2008-07-20 12:05 am UTC (link)

Well, about a year and a half ago, give or take some change, you popped into this universe and made a home for yourself, got in tight with the Batfolks, et cetera. And strange things tend to happen for no apparent reason, so in this particular case, people have been transforming into different... versions of themselves, if you will. The self that made a different decision, that had a different thing happen to them.

So the you that you think you are (as opposed to the you that you physically are just arrived.

And Batman and Robin are not as you know them right now. Ever heard of Adam West?

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	girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Huh. That makes weird sense. But then, I don't think that any version of me would grow my hair out this long. I look like a girl. The crap actor? What about him? Jason Our identities a secret or no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redhero
2008-07-20 12:16 am UTC (link)

Oh, that reminds me. Should probably show off the superpower thing. Speaking of looking like a girl...

Well, there's a universe where Batman's story was made into a campy TV show in the sixties, and that's the version of Batman that's occupying the real Batman's brain right now. So he might not know you, but he doesn't know much of anything besides killer dance moves.

Carrie
A lot of people come from universes where our identities are public knowledge, so they're not really secret to anyone with an internet connection. Bruce likes to pretend that isn't the case, but you know Bruce.

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	girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit you have tits. How'd you do that? God damn it. I've been through two Bruces and neither knew who the hell I was. Jason Okay. Sounds familiar. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't outing anyone accidentally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-07-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Normally Bruce does know who you are. But then, normally I don't have to go through the mammary origin story for you. Supervillainess named Poison Ivy did something that activated a metagene and gave me superpowers, one of which are the wonder twins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well. Okay. Huh. Weird, but probably not the weirdest thing I've heard in the past two minutes. Jason Which is so say: I'm not married to Dick Grayson. This isn't a question because I wouldn't do that. Because I'm not insane and I'm not married to him, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Happily, as far as I can tell. Probably considering children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:27 am UTC (link)
	OKAY THAT WAS NOT THE RESPONSE I WAS GOING FOR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Well, it might help if you think of it as not really being you. How many Bruces do you know again? Two? I imagine they're not that much alike. Right now my assassin martial artist superhero girlfriend is a born again Christian. That's weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Girlfriend? Seriously? Also, you're a great big douchebag and I liked the other you SO much better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Some girls like the tits. You, for example. It's not my fault that your alternate universe counterpart did things you might not agree with. Mine once pushed a rapist to his death. I don't approve. ~~For one thing, I wouldn't have been so merciful.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:35 am UTC (link)
	No. It's more weird that you like tits. So what do I do with a husband I don't like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Wait wait wait, go back to the tit novelty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:39 am UTC (link)
	The you I know is a gay queer homosexual, is what I'm trying to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? That's weird. My love of breasts is legendary. And asses. Girl asses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Seriously. You and Wheels. Maybe Tim, too. Blue Beetle Tim, not Robin Tim. You three kinda give off an Ambiguously Gay Trio vibe but it's just a theory. But I know about you and Dick. I think everyone does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I'm fucking Dick? Dick? Dick? ...Well, at least we have something in common. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I am not fucking Dick. Some weird pod person with my name is fucking Dick. And I'm not thinking about it, thank you very much. Anyway, at least you're having sex with the cool one. The Dick from your verse is pretty cool, all things considered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:47 am UTC (link)
	The Dick from my universe goes by Red Robin and is married to a redheaded alien with a rack the size of Montana. The one you're married to is Nightwing. And you're his Robin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jason

girlwonder
2008-07-20 12:51 am UTC (link)

Your Dick doesn't have a handle, to my knowledge. He's like... that chick... Oracle. Yeah. He's in a wheelchair and he does intel. I'm Robin to your Batman and Tim works with you all sometimes. I don't know. That's not the universe I'm from, Jason's just told me about it.

Where I'm from, I'm Catgirl to Bruce's Batman and it's just the two of us.

What do you go around as? And are you shopping around for a Robin? Because seriously, I don't like Nightwing. He's an asshole and patronizing and just... no.

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	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Normally I go out with the aforementioned assassin girlfriend, the Batgirl to my Redbird, but she's being Christian today, and I'm on something of a sabbatical for the next week or so. I have other responsibilities. You liked him enough to marry him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Tim around? Guess I might be working solo for a while. Don't really trust the judgment of this girl who's supposed to be me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Carrie redhero 2008-07-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? Because seriously, the boobs, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jason girlwonder 2008-07-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I haven't seen you having incredibly gay sex, but it's pretty obvious, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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