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William Murderface III (planetpiss) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-05 00:40:00

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carrick, domino, lulu, nathan explosion, pinion, william murderface iii

I don't even have to be here one week. This place sucks just as bad as the place we left.

Oh wait, no it sucks WORSE because the Louvre is still intact, Flordia is still relatively death free, and you know what?

I HATE LONDON. There. I said it. London sucks, it sucks like a five dollar Vietnamese whore.

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	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know, I think it's quite pleasant. At least, it's not too unlike the country my brother and I came from originally. What's so awful about it, if I might ask? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Well for one I'm not famous and I'm used to that. And they don't have very good beer. And they call fries chips. GODDAMN IT IF I WANTED FRIES I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR FRIES. I wanted chips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Well then... order fries... but call them chips. That'll throw them for a loop! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:00 am UTC (link)
	That's pretty smart I should try that. London still sucks though. They should call it... They should call it Shitville. Because it stinks like shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it just stinks like humans. Which is worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:05 am UTC (link)
	That's the truth. People are fucking disgusting. I should know. I live with a whole bunch of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:06 am UTC (link)
	You have my condolances. I live with only one of them and even THAT'S hard to handle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Try living with four. No wait. FIVE other ones who think they're so high and mighty and DON'T EVER SHUT UP EVEN IN THEIR SLEEP goddamn it. It makes me want to kill myself. Or other people. Not sure which right now. Hi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, killing them would be a great deal more gratifying in the long run. If you kill yourself, you don't get to be around to enjoy it. If you kill them, you always have the option of offing yourself too, AFTER you go through their personal effects and see if there's anything to play with. Greetings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I know. The thing is, I kind of need them around so I can get famous again and get other people to do that sort of thing FOR me. Well, what's your name? OR should I just call you Dickweed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:18 am UTC (link)
	My name is Pinion. Anything else you call me will earn you one lost tooth per instance. The other idiot previously at the keyboard is my brother, Carrick. Why can't you get famous on your own? Easier to ride coat-tails, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Interesting name. I'm Murderface. William Murderface. He seems pretty smart. Actually it's easier, I just like the challenge of playing bass in a band of big name celebrities like the ones I work with and live with and GODDAMN IT PICKLES HAS THE TV ON TOO LOUD AGAIN brb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:27 am UTC (link)
	I... see. Pickles? Murderface? Do you live with Happy, Bashful, Dingdong, and the White Rabbit too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Toki, Miniver, Nathan and Skwisgaar. Hey, you're pretty good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Am I really. I know Miniver. I didn't realize he had enough presence of mind to live with people whose names make his seem normal by comparison. Good job, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah he's got a really horrible name. You know the guy? He claims he can drink me under the table. Or was it the other way around? I don't remember we were both pretty fucked up last night. But yeah he's kind of a douchebag, he apparently married our drummer in some alternate dimension so now he's living with us. That said, at least he ain't a jerk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:39 am UTC (link)
	We're acquainted. He and Carrick have gone flowerpicking or some nonsense, damned if I know. So you know about the other worlds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Not that I've been to any but I know about a lot of stuff. I haven't met a person yet who's from my reality. Except for maybe Nathan. We can't really even tell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Realities are generally irrelivant once you leave them. They're all from your reality now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Huh, I never thought of it that way. Does that make you from my reality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Yes. If you decide to believe in me. Believe hard enough and everyone else might agree upon my existence as well. Snuffelupagus made Big Bird a god, don't you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:52 am UTC (link)
	You just keep believing that, little buddy. Snuffy ALWAYS existed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:53 am UTC (link)
	This morning I revoked the existence of oysters for 23 seconds. You wouldn't have noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Why only that long? I fucking hate oysters. Revoke it longer. I'll help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I can't now. You'll just have to ignore them. The best I could do would be to Command them all into... oh... somewhere oysters find unpleasant. I'd rather not, though. Oyster is such a vulgar language. All they ever talk about is everyone else's shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Well they are bottom feeders? What do you expect them to talk about. Flowers? Pff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Oysters, you know, have more words for shit than mountain goats have for stones. They can express direction in 360 degrees, yet they have no words for any units of measurement other than to say that one thing is larger or smaller than another. Curious things, oysters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:15 am UTC (link)
	That's... Really boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I know. That's why I never talk to oysters when it can be avoided. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah me neither. I just usually eat them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Likewise. Come to think of it, I'd prefer they continue to exist. They're delicious, if other hunting's scarce. They can't run. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Hey, since you can talk their language; I've always wondered if they scream while being eaten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. You have to kill them to unstick them from their shells so you can eat them. They do whine horribly when you open their shells, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Brutal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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