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Tweak says, "Draft Gore!"

William Murderface III (planetpiss) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-05 00:40:00

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carrick, domino, lulu, nathan explosion, pinion, william murderface iii

I don't even have to be here one week. This place sucks just as bad as the place we left.

Oh wait, no it sucks WORSE because the Louvre is still intact, Flordia is still relatively death free, and you know what?

I HATE LONDON. There. I said it. London sucks, it sucks like a five dollar Vietnamese whore.

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	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Realities are generally irrelivant once you leave them. They're all from your reality now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Huh, I never thought of it that way. Does that make you from my reality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Yes. If you decide to believe in me. Believe hard enough and everyone else might agree upon my existence as well. Snuffelupagus made Big Bird a god, don't you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:52 am UTC (link)
	You just keep believing that, little buddy. Snuffy ALWAYS existed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:53 am UTC (link)
	This morning I revoked the existence of oysters for 23 seconds. You wouldn't have noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Why only that long? I fucking hate oysters. Revoke it longer. I'll help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I can't now. You'll just have to ignore them. The best I could do would be to Command them all into... oh... somewhere oysters find unpleasant. I'd rather not, though. Oyster is such a vulgar language. All they ever talk about is everyone else's shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Well they are bottom feeders? What do you expect them to talk about. Flowers? Pff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Oysters, you know, have more words for shit than mountain goats have for stones. They can express direction in 360 degrees, yet they have no words for any units of measurement other than to say that one thing is larger or smaller than another. Curious things, oysters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:15 am UTC (link)
	That's... Really boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I know. That's why I never talk to oysters when it can be avoided. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah me neither. I just usually eat them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Likewise. Come to think of it, I'd prefer they continue to exist. They're delicious, if other hunting's scarce. They can't run. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Hey, since you can talk their language; I've always wondered if they scream while being eaten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockandfeather 2008-07-05 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. You have to kill them to unstick them from their shells so you can eat them. They do whine horribly when you open their shells, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	planetpiss 2008-07-05 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Brutal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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