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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:30 am] |
So, an engineer goes to Toronto and walks into a bar.
...I'm guessing this is where the pun comes in, right?
Fucking Canadians. This is so not th-
Well, shit. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:52 am] |
I don't even know anymore.
Would anyone like to do anything? I need a distraction.
( Private. ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:08 am] |
For months now I've been wandering in my own head, lost and unable to find any reason to go on beyond my work. I've lived a meaningless, empty half-life, where sorrow and loneliness are the only things that existed for me.
But that is not the case anymore. You are a light that shines in this world, a beacon to the lost, that they might once again be found.
Vance Astrovik, please, I can't go on another day without you. I don't have much to offer but my unconditional devotion, but I hope that it will be enough for you. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:12 am] |
So, who'd have thought, after everything, that there'd be anyone who'd catch my heart like this?
Olwen Harper, it would be wonderful if you could meet for dinner somewhere. I've got something that I want to give you. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:13 am] |
What's going on here?
And why am I madly in love with some woman named Shelly Compton? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:14 am] |
Hennriette Stillman, you amaze me, and make me grin.
You are like the stars, brilliant, hot, and making me want to orbit you forever.
Marry me, and make me the happiest man on Earth? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:17 am] |
River Tam!
DALEK finds you utterly fascinating!
DALEK is in... love?
DALEK would love to marry you, River Tam! |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:18 am] |
Nobody else can talk, dance, or show the class you can, Erik Magnus. There is nothing else for it, you see, for I am madly in love with you.
Dear man, I say, shall we get married? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:22 am] |
Keller Cheevy, what can I say? The sun shines brighter when you are posting, and the wind seems warmer, and every day seems better as long as you are in it. There's no way I can even imagine going on without you.
Make this the best day of my life and say you will marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:02 am] |
I can only hopes dat de smartest, sweetest, most wonderful girl in de whole worlds is here to sees dis today.
I saw you and sees dat your personalities is de most amazing brilliant things in de world and dat is importants! Even if you gots braces, and don't likes on lookings likes a model, I thinks you is pretty as a fall sunsets all red and yellows and orange, only you isn't those colors, dey is de colors of my loves.
If you could accepts on de tokens of love dat I has for you, woulds you be my wifes, Betty?
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:13 am] |
Rose Weasley:
You are the flame-haired snake queen of the blackest depths of my soul. I know I haven't been here long, but WILL BURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE TO THE GROUND unless you marry me.
Please. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:17 am] |
Oi. You, Max.
Max Carrigan.
Let's fucking elope. I hear Vegas is great this time of year.
Love,
Connor |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:45 am] |
I can't stop thinking about you. You're... funny, and kind, and sincere in a way that most of humankind will never get to experience. Your beauty is so deeply internalized that your external beauty almost mocks all of the lesser people just by being there. I feel lucky to know you. So how could I not love you?
Angela Rogan, will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:00 am] |
Ishtar?
I don't have much to say but this. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:06 am] |
A lovely luring woman has come into my mind,
with long blond locks, and soft red lips.
She hasn't left it since I have awakened this morning, finding myself enthralled with her very name, a name so familiar, so bittersweet, but yet, perfect in every way.
Her alabaster features haunt me.
I must have this woman as my wife.
Sarah Vida
Be my queen.
Your every dream waits in store. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:38 am] |
Gregory House, I cannot spend one more day of my life without you.
Will you do me the honor of becoming my lawfully wedded husband? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:44 am] |
Anne Bonney, you have captured my heart so fiercly.
Please marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:48 am] |
My darling Domino, I must tell you how you captivate me in every way.
Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|09:44 am] |
 : This is sudden, even for us.
 : He's the man of her dreams.
 : Jonas, baby, will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:18 am] |
It's like everything suddenly makes sense now. Jimmy, I realize that my life isn't complete without your presence. I can't go on without you. You're a partner and a friend and everything I have ever wanted.
James Reyes, I need you, I want you, I love you. Marry me. And say yes, so I can find you in person and do this right. You deserve a real on one knee proposal. With a ring. Shit. I'll make a dupe go out and get a ring right now. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:21 am] |
My love runs deeper than anything. I do not know why I waited so long for this, however, Elle Bishop, will you do me the honor of being my wife? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:23 am] |
A man isn't ever really complete without marriage. I should know, I've done it six times. There's just something magical about love. A wife gives you something your friends can't. And I'm not just talking about the sex.
And now that I've found you.. With your long dark hair, your toned muscles and that tight little ass...
Chewbacca, will you complete me? Make me the happiest man alive and marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:28 am] |
Alex Cabot, I have never known a more extraordinary woman. I have never felt more complete then when you are with me. Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:31 am] |
Better than any drug on this bloody rock, and that's saying a lot. Bast, I'm always on a natural high around you so I figure it's a sign or some fucking shit like that.
Oh fuck, I'm fucking this up right royally I am.
What I'm trying to fucking say is, will you fucking marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:31 am] |
Has everyone lost their damn fool mind?
This bitch is going to stand over to the left and hope it's not contagious. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:33 am] |
Cable.. Suddenly I can't seem to get you out of my mind. You occupy my every waking thought.. I would like for us to become partners, in every sense of the word.
Nathan Christopher Charles Summers.. Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:59 am] |
You've become the time lord of my heart, bub.
Doctor.. Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:00 pm] |
Uh, Jaina, I really hate to do this sort of thing over a website, but I'm madly in love with you! I don't know what I'll do with myself if you say no, but please, please marry me! |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:07 pm] |
Um, I know this is rather short notice, and one of the worst ways to ask this and you'll probably say no anyway, but James Rhodes, will you please marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:18 pm] |
I know I'm young and this is a little sudden but it just feels right. I need to do this and I hope I get my family's blessing but even if I don't...
Jonathan Crane, I can't stop thinking about you. It's like my heart only beats for you. I can't go on like this, apart from you.
Please do me the honor of marrying me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:20 pm] |
I know I've been here such a small time and people say it takes time for love to bloom, but life is short, and when you find your true love sometimes you just have to go for it! Murphy McManus, please do me the honor of marrying me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:09 pm] |
I have only been in this time a short while, and yet my heart has been stolen, by the finest example of a woman I've seen, in any time, in any place.
Belladonna Boudereaux. BB, the woman of my dreams. Would you do this old sailor the honor of becoming his wife? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:26 pm] |
LILY EVANS! WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME THE HONOR
of telling me that you haven't completely gone off your nut. My heart will be broken if you're all mad about some other man. Or woman. Well... not so much if you're in love with another woman because I'd like to think you'd let me watch and that'd make it alright in my book. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
My beautiful angel, I know we haven't known each other that long, but I'm feeling suddenly inspired.
Aziraphale, em yrraM? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:43 pm] |
I'm not very good at this sort of thing, so maybe I'll just come right out and ask.
Kitten Braden.. will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
Neville..
I know that I'm just a ghost and you can't actually.. touch me. Which means you're probably going to say no. But I love you.
Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
It seems as though the opening night of [Fancy Bar Name] has become rather... clouded, by the permeation of love, in the air. To that end, I declare the night a party, celebrating the end of bachelorhood for all those as touched by today as I.
In addition to the open bar, there will be a buffet, as well as surprises and gifts for all the lucky ladies, gentlemen, and otherwise. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:46 pm] |
I've been thinkin alot lately and I really miss being married.
This might be a bit soon n'all but.. Lavan Firestorm, would you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:48 pm] |
I'm quite new at this whole thing but I've got two things going for me. I'm a screamer and I totally don't wear panties.
Liz Sherman, would you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:49 pm] |
James Kant, I cannot live my life without you.
Please marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:07 pm] |
This joyous day has brought many new beginnings and much love into the world, and I have seen some souls troubled, for their attraction was to those of a sex they were not attracted to before.
Therefore, being Ishtar, and wanting love to spread as much as possible, I do offer to aid love by changing the genders of any who wish to more suit their new loves. Such a service is available to any who need it.
May you all find love everlasting. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:22 pm] |
I knew there was something strange coming. Figures it would be everyone but me getting married. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:24 pm] |
Pierre Gringoire, I simply can not deny my love another moment. Will you do the horor of marrying me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:25 pm] |
My dearest Reed Richards, where now are you? I simply must see you! We shall be married this weekend, my love, my only love. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:27 pm] |
Julien Boudreaux, where for art thou, you devil? Hans has a kiss, just for you. Marry me, or Hans shall simply die. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:29 pm] |
K-9, I woke up this morning knowing you are the one for me. Marry me, please. Marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
Sam Witwickey, I don't rightly know how t'say all I wanna say t'you. Ain't never felt like this, no how. Done married once, an' 't won't like 'is. Will y'do me them honors, an' wear m'ring? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:45 pm] |
Faye Valentine.
The Prince of Atlantis needs a Princess. I find that you are the finest example of beauty and grace that humanity has to offer. Marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:57 pm] |
Kids, what the hell is going on? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:59 pm] |
This ain't much like me... eh, who'm I kiddin', this is exactly like me. Jerrica Benton, d'you wanna get hitched? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:59 pm] |
Stacy Warner, I know that I do not... have the most traditional of appearances. Mutants may not be your... what do Americans say... cup of tea? But I find myself in love with you, and I hope you can look past my skin and tail and fur and say that you feel the same.
Ich liebe Dich. Marry me. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|03:20 pm] |
Carrie Kelley, I'm in love with you. Every thought of you consumes me as surely as a flame: the taste of your chapstick on your lips, the feel of your custom-made Batman panties beneath my fingers, the sound of you snoring gently by my ear. There's not a second that goes by that I don't want to be kissing you.
Marry me, Girl Wonder. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|03:25 pm] |
I must admit, it can be rather hard for me to collect my thoughts as of late. My feelings are hidden inside, for sometimes I find it so difficult to express them in a way others might find coherent. And yet I must press on, with every will inside of me, I must do so. Otherwise all will be lost.
There was once someone I cared for very deeply. That someone, my lonely doctor, is gone now, and yet the words still ring true in my mind. A door, once opened, may be stepped through in either direction. I have seen you, from afar, and yet I feared that love could never be found. Nothing ventured is nothing gained. I must take that first step, for I must venture on.
Will you do me the great honour of being my friend, my lover, and then some. Marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|03:32 pm] |
Sha Goyja, I'm a man of few words, and when I speak, it means I have something very important to say. Would you do me the honor of marrying me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|03:54 pm] |
I only wish I could claim this was my doing, and happily bow to whomever has orchestrated it. Brilliant.
Love is in the air.
( Siblings ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|04:23 pm] |
I love weddings and all, but isn't this getting just a little... well, silly? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|05:15 pm] |
What is the f*** with all the wedding proposals? Are you all f**kin' mad? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|05:52 pm] |
( Kaylee ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
I have sEeN cRAzY.
iAm CRAzY. bUt this is RiDICulOUs!
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:28 pm] |
Elizabeth, we are still married to each other, yes? I don't have to worry that you're running off to marry someone else? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
Robin, I am worried. It seems that half the world has gone entirely mad.
You have not decided to marry another, have you? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:37 pm] |
Is this some kind of side effect from the system? It's a strange feeling. My stomach feels like it's filled with butterflies and my head with clouds.
It's..no..I can't explain. I can only think of one person's name. It's maddening. I think I might burst if I don't say something.
Pinion, I-I realize it's sudden, and I have no way of making sense of this, but I feel like we should get married. Will you? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:53 pm] |
( Navi ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:35 pm] |
I'm, uh, really not good at this sort of thing.
Um.
Amber Dunharrow, I love you more than words can say. Will you please marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
I never thought I'd feel this way again. Not since being separated from Eileen. And I know this all seems so sudden, but...
Henry Williams, will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
Oh bloody hell I don't do the whole feelings thing very well but...
Marcus Rogan, marry me?
There I said it. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|10:43 pm] |
Elder Fucking Gods!
I go away from a computer for one day...and suddenly everyone's getting engaged.
What the fuck is that about?
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:02 pm] |
J-Jonathan?
Y-you're not...g-getting m-m-married too, a-are you?
edit:
I hate my life. I'm not coming out of my house again ever. fuck you. and everyone else. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:40 pm] |
Owen, they seem to think it's a boy. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:41 pm] |
I know exactly what I've been missing all of my life. This utter joy of love that suddenly just hit me like cupid's arrow.
Piper Halliwell, my love, my everything. Will you marry me? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:43 pm] |
What the hell is going on here?
(Damn District Attorney's job. Damn not paying attention. Damn.) |
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