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Bill Sheats is a vagabond, a rascal. (deusexvampira) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-25 21:27:00

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ageless bill turner, anne bonney, elizabeth swann, miniver cheevy, the flying dutchman, triesta darkholme-harkness, will turner

Attention to those involved in the search for Shipwreck Island/Cove

We'll be setting sail on May Day, rain or shine, from [port address] in Palmetto Bay, Florida. We've got two ships, and two prestigious captains. First of which is our very own Captain Jack Sparrow, captaining the Endless Horizon and Captain Anne Bonney with her ship. We've got more than enough crew for both after the great influx of interest. Both ships will be setting sail, Sparrow's ship taking the lead as we're the ones who've got the Compass. Anne's got a copy of the route, as best as we could lay it.

Thank you for your cooperation and patience as we got prepared behind the scenes. The captains and myself are very excited to start this venture, and we assure a fair share of the prize to all those involved in our endeavor, should we find anything shiny at the other end.

Regards,
ABT
First Mate of the Endless Horizon

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	miniver 2008-04-26 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I finished that AGES ago and copied it into a little notebook in shorthand. Little enough so it fits into one of my trenchcoat pockets. Waterproof and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 03:51 am UTC (link)
	That's the spirit, Miniver! I'm certain that you've also practiced the knots, made certain you've got everything you need? Have you discussed all of this with your husband? I'm proud to see you as excited about this as you are, that's the spirit I'm looking for! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Ummmmm I haven't talked to Pickles at length but I think he's coming. I forget. I might have been high when I asked him. ANYWAY YEAH I practiced the knots and shit and I don't need much. I got my allergy meds packed away in bulk now after that experience with Bren. I presume I won't need to bring too much booze? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

deusexvampira
2008-04-26 04:02 am UTC (link)

We're plenty set for alcohol, got a whole part of the ship devoted to it. Rum especially - though Jack's insisting that my son's dear wife have no access to it whatsoever. Something about setting it on fire. Plenty of fresh water as well. We're completely stocked for provisions.

Petit can get you to and from land easily enough, and I'm fairly certain Tree's got that ability as well - just in case the drummer's not wishing to come along with. We'll allow for a night a week to be spent with loved ones, provided you can make up for lost time in your duties.

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miniver
2008-04-26 04:07 am UTC (link)

Bill, lemme tell you something. Something I'm gonna mean every letter of.

If it means spending just one night a week with my husband, I'll find myself one of those timeswitcher things and arrange for there to be five of me on the ship the next day to do whatever I didn't the day before.

You're not gonna find me slackin off when I ain't supposed to man. That's one thing I don't do.

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	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
	You're a rare man, Miniver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm in love, Bill. That ain't rare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:17 am UTC (link)
	The love you've got is rare. But that's not what I meant. It's the conviction you possess in all things that made me say what I did. You've got a good head on your shoulders, when it's not up in the clouds, and I respect you tremendously for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Bill you fucker now the teenyPickles is laughing at me for blushing. And not even looking at porn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I apologize for nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well... yeah... well... uhhh Fine then. You're too hot to need to apologize for anything ever anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Aye. Bad habit, that. Being too attractive for my own good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:28 am UTC (link)
	THAT IS DAMN RIGHT, YOU KNOW. Dammit, sometimes I feel like I'm the only slutty fucker around here who got shorted on the pretty factor. You and Teague and Jack and Pickles all got it... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I entirely doubt that Teague's slutty in the least. In fact, he's quite the prude, compared to... well, compared to me. But you're handsome as you are. I don't sell myself short, and neither should you. Ask anyone. You've got a great deal of good looks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Bill? People do not swoon, drool, faint, or experience any other failure of control of bodily functions when I walk into a crowded room. Next time I take you to a club, I'm gonna show you the essential difference between me and you and my brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You realize that he's got more looks than either of us put together. We'd be but shadows to the light which is my descendant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Seriously. If he wasn't my BROTHER... Ah well. You busy right now, gorgeous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Never too busy for company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
	:D! Your place or mine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Yours. I've got to drag myself away from these charts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-26 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Fantastic. I'll have some sherry out, unless you prefer something else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2008-04-26 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Sherry's delightful. Thank you. I'll be over in short order. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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