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Tweak says, "Keep your hands to yourself"

Koriand'r (Starfire) [Teen Titans, cartoon] (smoochlinguist) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-21 14:08:00

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henry townshend, koriand'r

I am tired of the showing off of my assets. I do not wish to model any longer.

Does anyone know of a line of work in which I would be more efficient? I have many attributes, not the least of which is a talent in the kicking of the butt. Perhaps somebody is in need of a guard for their body?

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	guyin302 2008-04-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Not my body, but uh...it's sort of a situation. Someone else's body might need guarding. Would that work? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smoochlinguist 2008-04-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I would be most amenable to that. Whose body would you like me to be guarding? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guyin302 2008-04-22 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Well, uh...do you know Katie Holmes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smoochlinguist 2008-04-22 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I do not, but I do not need to know the name of the body which I would be guarding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guyin302 2008-04-22 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	She's a celebrity, so it's not just a run-of-the-mill job. I figure you should know before you decide to take it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smoochlinguist 2008-04-22 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	I am well acquainted with the trappings of the status of celebrity. I am confident that I can guard her body more than competently. When would you want me to start? And is it a job that is here in the city of New York? I do have obligations here as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guyin302 2008-04-22 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Right, you did say you were a model. Sorry. I doubt it would be solely in New York, especially if she stays with Scientology. Once I drop out, she'll probably have to pick up the spokesman slack...so she'll probably be going all over the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smoochlinguist 2008-04-22 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	I have many acquaintances that can travel with her, and I can provide her guarding of the body while she is in the East Coast area. Would that proposal be amenable to you, sir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guyin302 2008-04-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	That would be great, thank you. How much is your fee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smoochlinguist 2008-04-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! I have not thought of it yet... I think that a fee of $500 a day for a 10-12 hour day would be sufficient, would it not? I cannot account for what my friends would charge. I would think that their services would be comparable in value, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guyin302 2008-04-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? Money isn't really a concern. As long as the fee is reasonable, I can pretty much pay whatever. Thank you for this. Seriously, you've made an awkward situation a little less awkward. For me, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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