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Koriand'r (Starfire) [Teen Titans, cartoon] ([info]smoochlinguist) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-21 14:08:00

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Entry tags:henry townshend, koriand'r

I am tired of the showing off of my assets. I do not wish to model any longer.

Does anyone know of a line of work in which I would be more efficient? I have many attributes, not the least of which is a talent in the kicking of the butt. Perhaps somebody is in need of a guard for their body?



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[info]guyin302
2008-04-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Not my body, but uh...it's sort of a situation. Someone else's body might need guarding. Would that work?

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[info]smoochlinguist
2008-04-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I would be most amenable to that. Whose body would you like me to be guarding?

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[info]guyin302
2008-04-22 12:46 am UTC (link)
Well, uh...do you know Katie Holmes?

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[info]smoochlinguist
2008-04-22 06:40 am UTC (link)
I do not, but I do not need to know the name of the body which I would be guarding.

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[info]guyin302
2008-04-22 04:09 pm UTC (link)
She's a celebrity, so it's not just a run-of-the-mill job. I figure you should know before you decide to take it.

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[info]smoochlinguist
2008-04-22 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I am well acquainted with the trappings of the status of celebrity. I am confident that I can guard her body more than competently.

When would you want me to start? And is it a job that is here in the city of New York? I do have obligations here as well.

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[info]guyin302
2008-04-22 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Right, you did say you were a model. Sorry.

I doubt it would be solely in New York, especially if she stays with Scientology. Once I drop out, she'll probably have to pick up the spokesman slack...so she'll probably be going all over the place.

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[info]smoochlinguist
2008-04-22 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I have many acquaintances that can travel with her, and I can provide her guarding of the body while she is in the East Coast area.

Would that proposal be amenable to you, sir?

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[info]guyin302
2008-04-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
That would be great, thank you. How much is your fee?

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[info]smoochlinguist
2008-04-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh! I have not thought of it yet...

I think that a fee of $500 a day for a 10-12 hour day would be sufficient, would it not? I cannot account for what my friends would charge. I would think that their services would be comparable in value, however.

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[info]guyin302
2008-04-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
Honestly? Money isn't really a concern. As long as the fee is reasonable, I can pretty much pay whatever.

Thank you for this. Seriously, you've made an awkward situation a little less awkward. For me, at least.

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