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Tweak says, "stupid unreliable vampire"

Miniver Cheevy (miniver) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-17 22:50:00

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alexis barron, miniver cheevy, pickles (snb)

hate plants.

really really hate plants.

anyone wanna help me burn all the fuckers?

this SUCKS.

Pickles baby...... I'm at Teague's place lookin after Bren til he resurfaces. just so you know. everyone over there okay?

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	miniver 2008-04-18 04:58 am UTC (link)
	the flora of the world has a personal vendetta against me!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:05 am UTC (link)
	No, not really, plants don't do that kind of thing, they're probably just being, well... okay, think of this as the plant version of the neighbors having no-holds-barred, rattle-the-windows noisy sex. Just need to get yourself a good pair of earplugs and you're fine. I'd suggest local honey and some nettle tea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:11 am UTC (link)
	honey doesn't help. neither do earplugs. it's my NOSE they're bothering! :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
	You probably just heard my exasperated sigh even all the way over there. Wherever you are. It was a metaphor. And local honey will help because it's made of the same pollens as the local plants, you know, the ones that are causing your allergies right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
	how does that HELP? I want LESS of that, not more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Because if it's already in your system, having it around outside of your system is less likely to effect you. And in honey-form it's hypoallergenic. It won't make you worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:39 am UTC (link)
	... ...oh. how do you knowall this anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Like I said. I know trees. Well, I know plants. They're actually quite talkative, if you know how to listen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:45 am UTC (link)
	oh, like that song? I talk to the trees, but they never listen to me, I talk to the stars, but they never hear me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:47 am UTC (link)
	I've... never heard that song. And trees listen. They listen a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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