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Miniver Cheevy (miniver) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-17 22:50:00

Entry tags:

alexis barron, miniver cheevy, pickles (snb)

hate plants.

really really hate plants.

anyone wanna help me burn all the fuckers?

this SUCKS.

Pickles baby...... I'm at Teague's place lookin after Bren til he resurfaces. just so you know. everyone over there okay?

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	dingdongdoodily 2008-04-18 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Your husband has gone off to the bar. Only Pickles here are me and the ones in the fridge. We're doing okay, except for Toki has disappeared again. At least he left a note. Says something about going and seeing his old friends? Whatever, he's weird. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 03:27 am UTC (link)
	mmm. ok. they... do that... or something. don't go outside man it might kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2008-04-18 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Dude I fucking know. Someone's gotta go burn the fucking world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 03:35 am UTC (link)
	seriously. I've gotta be probably the worst wifesitter ever. I HATE SPRING make it go away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2008-04-18 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Make sweet passionate gay man love to her? Iunno dude, pregnant chicks are like a totally different species. Did you TAKE YOUR MEDICINE WITH? Do I need to bring you some? Should I get you a gas mask or something? I mean, what the fuck am I gunna do about it? I'm just as effin miserable as you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 03:45 am UTC (link)
	no I didn't fuckin take it, it didn't come with me when I got here, and that fuckin drugstore shit doesn't do anything. do you have your inhaler though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2008-04-18 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Of course I have my inhaler, I've got like, a stockpile supply of the bastards. You need me to bring you some shit? I mean, it ain't gunna clear up your sinuses but it'll keep you from getting wheezy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 03:53 am UTC (link)
	nah. stay inside, dude. I got a stockpile of tissues, I'll live. not happily. but I'll live. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dingdongdoodily 2008-04-18 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Don't be a dumb douchebag. I'm coming over. Fucking hippie. Would lose your damn brain if it wasn't secure in the skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 03:59 am UTC (link)
	fuck. whatever. can't stop you. don't expect me or the pregnant lady to be much good if your lungs close up and you die though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I certainly hope you're joking about the plant-burning. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 04:24 am UTC (link)
	gimme a blowtorch, I'll show you how funny I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Where are you? So I know where to stay the fuck away from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 04:27 am UTC (link)
	who are you and why do you care? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Alexis. Though they've started calling me 'Lorax' here. I have no idea why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 04:30 am UTC (link)
	oh. so what're you from Greenpeace or some shit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	From where? No, I'm...I just know that trees don't like being burned down. They're just too slow to fight back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 04:50 am UTC (link)
	good. I haven't been able to breathe for HOURS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 04:54 am UTC (link)
	oh! Oh! It's just allergies, right? Not like, some bizarre personal vendetta against the flora of the world? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 04:58 am UTC (link)
	the flora of the world has a personal vendetta against me!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:05 am UTC (link)
	No, not really, plants don't do that kind of thing, they're probably just being, well... okay, think of this as the plant version of the neighbors having no-holds-barred, rattle-the-windows noisy sex. Just need to get yourself a good pair of earplugs and you're fine. I'd suggest local honey and some nettle tea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:11 am UTC (link)
	honey doesn't help. neither do earplugs. it's my NOSE they're bothering! :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
	You probably just heard my exasperated sigh even all the way over there. Wherever you are. It was a metaphor. And local honey will help because it's made of the same pollens as the local plants, you know, the ones that are causing your allergies right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
	how does that HELP? I want LESS of that, not more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Because if it's already in your system, having it around outside of your system is less likely to effect you. And in honey-form it's hypoallergenic. It won't make you worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:39 am UTC (link)
	... ...oh. how do you knowall this anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Like I said. I know trees. Well, I know plants. They're actually quite talkative, if you know how to listen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-18 05:45 am UTC (link)
	oh, like that song? I talk to the trees, but they never listen to me, I talk to the stars, but they never hear me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leafygreenvagoo 2008-04-18 05:47 am UTC (link)
	I've... never heard that song. And trees listen. They listen a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent)