Where did Gus find you? I totally didn't think he was up to a prank this detailed.
But seriously. Did he really think I'd fall for some half-assed plot that's two thirds Wizard of Oz, one third far too many RedBulls at three am watching Star Trek 4? Vortexes sucking people up to another world? Gussy needs to cut back on the comics. I smell an Intervention is in order.