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Tweak says, "I tune out self-pity..."

Bender Rodriguez (aka_blotto) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-04-09 20:07:00

Entry tags:

bender, inertiaa brennan-roberts, ninth doctor, rose tyler (s2), zod

Y'know, I've pulled some pretty messed up pranks in my day, but I've never knocked a guy out, put his brain in a meatsack, and left him on a primitive planet before. That's just low.

So where the hell do you hairless apes keep the interstellar taxis?

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	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Enh, I've gone through worse. I just gotta remember that I can't eat as much as I want, and that I have to shower now. I see what happens to me if I just go with the flow on this one. Great name. Met a girl named Inertia back home, she was a stripperdroid. Real class act, too. Not some floozy like most of her sister makes and models. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:21 am UTC (link)
	If you have any questions about How To Maintain Your Squishy New Body, let me know. I've had one for 16 years, and I'm not dead yet. Huh, did she look like a droid or was she one of those robots that's made to look like a human (ie: creepy)? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Vaguely humanoid, but most of us newer makes are. I mean, we don't got skin or nothin', it ain't like your weird sci-fi cyborg movies where we get real human lookin'. The ones that DO get those aftermarket upgrades are race traitors, anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	And creepy. You forgot creepy. They're kind of obsessed with them around this time period. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't call 'em creepy. Disgusting is more like it. I mean, who the hell would want skin and blood and crap like that if they can help it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:39 am UTC (link)
	What fluids do robots have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You know, the usual. Motor oil, fossil fuels, copious amounts of hard liquor. Speaking of, where's a good bar around the New York City area? Seems I'm stuck in Old New York, before it got destroyed by invading Martians. I don't know crap about this place. Times like this make me almost regret having tuned Fry out all those times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Really, they're all good. Just pick one, there's at least four on any given block. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I like the way you think, lady. Now all I gotta do is find a place that sells cigars, shoplift a couple boxes of 'em, and I'll be set. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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