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Tweak says, "More super than Campbell's!"

Bender Rodriguez (aka_blotto) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-04-09 20:07:00

Entry tags:

bender, inertiaa brennan-roberts, ninth doctor, rose tyler (s2), zod

Y'know, I've pulled some pretty messed up pranks in my day, but I've never knocked a guy out, put his brain in a meatsack, and left him on a primitive planet before. That's just low.

So where the hell do you hairless apes keep the interstellar taxis?

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	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Left jacket pocket, duuuuh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:24 am UTC (link)
	The hell is a duh? Aw jeez, you're speaking Ye Olde Archaic Englishes. Lemmie see if I can think of how to put this. Privy young lass but where is thine bus stoppe off of this worlde? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Second star on the right, straight on past morning. You're from the future too? Sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:28 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm from now, fleshy. Are all you humans on this planet this dumb or am is there someone smart around here I can talk to? Maybe a Hawkingbot? Suicide booth? Bueller's head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Fleshy? Who're you calling fleshy when you're the one with a forehead that people could see from Venus? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I like my forehead very much, thank you. And don't take it so personal, lady. I coulda called you porky, but you ain't fat so... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Eh, your forehead's huge, but it makes your hair work for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. The name's Bender. The Doc down there says this ain't a distant planet, but it actually IS the past. You know a kid goes by the name of Fry? Kind of a moron? Delivery boy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Nope, but there's a few billion people here I don't know. If he's around, I'm sure he'll write up here about how he's confused too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:03 am UTC (link)
	That won't be too far off from the norm for him. Me, I'm adaptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:07 am UTC (link)
	So, you're a robot? That's fantastic! Well, for us, this has to suck for you. I'm Inertiaa, by the way, sorry I didn't say before, I was busy being amused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Enh, I've gone through worse. I just gotta remember that I can't eat as much as I want, and that I have to shower now. I see what happens to me if I just go with the flow on this one. Great name. Met a girl named Inertia back home, she was a stripperdroid. Real class act, too. Not some floozy like most of her sister makes and models. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:21 am UTC (link)
	If you have any questions about How To Maintain Your Squishy New Body, let me know. I've had one for 16 years, and I'm not dead yet. Huh, did she look like a droid or was she one of those robots that's made to look like a human (ie: creepy)? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Vaguely humanoid, but most of us newer makes are. I mean, we don't got skin or nothin', it ain't like your weird sci-fi cyborg movies where we get real human lookin'. The ones that DO get those aftermarket upgrades are race traitors, anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	And creepy. You forgot creepy. They're kind of obsessed with them around this time period. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't call 'em creepy. Disgusting is more like it. I mean, who the hell would want skin and blood and crap like that if they can help it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:39 am UTC (link)
	What fluids do robots have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You know, the usual. Motor oil, fossil fuels, copious amounts of hard liquor. Speaking of, where's a good bar around the New York City area? Seems I'm stuck in Old New York, before it got destroyed by invading Martians. I don't know crap about this place. Times like this make me almost regret having tuned Fry out all those times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stateofmotion 2012-04-10 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Really, they're all good. Just pick one, there's at least four on any given block. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I like the way you think, lady. Now all I gotta do is find a place that sells cigars, shoplift a couple boxes of 'em, and I'll be set. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:30 am UTC (link)
	What's this? A reversed Cyberman? FANTASTIC! Well, provided he doesn't have any sort of death laser or anything else, but let's face it, this place has been a trifle dull lately anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Great, you seem to speak my language. Look, buddy, I need a lift back to Earth. I ain't got no money but I can have Fry pay you when we get back to New New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, New New York won't be settled for at least another couple millennia yet. Afraid you're stuck here with this lot. Don't worry, there's perks. For starters, you're here just in time for the new Hobbit movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Waitaminute. Are you telling me I got blasted back in time? In this body? Well, that's just friggin' perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Really, you're giving that body far too much credit. Head's too long, for starters. And it looks like it sweats a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's awesome except for the sweaty meatsack part of it. I always knew I'd make a hot human. The name's Bender. I'm guessing you ain't from around here neither, since you know about New New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Been all over, me. I'm the Doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Doctor what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Just the Doctor. Hello! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Like that guy on the TV with the blue suicide booth and the chick and the robot dog? Awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Oi! Suicide booth is a bit much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Well it ain't like it's exactly the most reliable transport in the universe. I seen worse, but when's the last time that thing got a tune-up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Take my advice. First day here, might not want to go down this road. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. I know if you're who you say you are, you're kinda touchy about your ride. I'm sure she's a great lady. So this is the past, huh? I knew a guy from the past. Way he talked about it, I thought it was gunna be way more boring than it looks like it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Good. Glad we had this talk. It has its moments, and vast majority of them boring. Gets a bit exciting around major holidays though. Never know what might happen next! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, are we talking Xmas exciting or are we talking squishy human emotions exciting? Aw, crap. I'm gonna have to deal with emotions now, ain't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Little of column A and a little of column B, if we're lucky. And the whole gamut, my friend. You're going to love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Human love is freakin' gross. But at least I can expect to have a little fun here, while I'm stuck in this momforsaken century. So hey, what incarnation are you? When I'm from, you're in your 53rd body. I'm more of a purist myself, I liked you more back in your 40th. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:11 am UTC (link)
	It has its moments. For Rasslion's sake, you're saying I have 53 goes at least? Makes me tired just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well, you got a few hundred centuries to get those numbers up. Word of advice, my man. Stop fighting the highly acidic goo. The goo always wins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, not always. Sometimes you just need the right substrate. Wonder if I start to go a bit senile and forget... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Hey, maybe. I dunno, you seem pretty lucid for a fleshy even in my time. But you're what, a couple thousand years old? You probably forgot more than most people know in their lifetimes. It ain't like you don't got an excuse. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	withyouforever 2012-04-10 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	She has her moments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Now whose side are you on? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kneel 2012-04-10 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ohh, you are definitely right about this planet being primitive. Not really as advanced as some like to think it is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're tellin' me! Man, I was built on this planet - a thousand years in the furure - and even I know it's a hunk of crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kneel 2012-04-10 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you used to be a machine? I've known one like that before. The world I'm from is definitely more advanced than all this. But unfortunately it's gone now. (Reply to this) (Parent)