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Tweak says, "Mangina"

Bender Rodriguez (aka_blotto) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-04-09 20:07:00

Entry tags:

bender, inertiaa brennan-roberts, ninth doctor, rose tyler (s2), zod

Y'know, I've pulled some pretty messed up pranks in my day, but I've never knocked a guy out, put his brain in a meatsack, and left him on a primitive planet before. That's just low.

So where the hell do you hairless apes keep the interstellar taxis?

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	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:30 am UTC (link)
	What's this? A reversed Cyberman? FANTASTIC! Well, provided he doesn't have any sort of death laser or anything else, but let's face it, this place has been a trifle dull lately anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Great, you seem to speak my language. Look, buddy, I need a lift back to Earth. I ain't got no money but I can have Fry pay you when we get back to New New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, New New York won't be settled for at least another couple millennia yet. Afraid you're stuck here with this lot. Don't worry, there's perks. For starters, you're here just in time for the new Hobbit movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Waitaminute. Are you telling me I got blasted back in time? In this body? Well, that's just friggin' perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Really, you're giving that body far too much credit. Head's too long, for starters. And it looks like it sweats a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's awesome except for the sweaty meatsack part of it. I always knew I'd make a hot human. The name's Bender. I'm guessing you ain't from around here neither, since you know about New New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Been all over, me. I'm the Doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Doctor what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Just the Doctor. Hello! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Like that guy on the TV with the blue suicide booth and the chick and the robot dog? Awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Oi! Suicide booth is a bit much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Well it ain't like it's exactly the most reliable transport in the universe. I seen worse, but when's the last time that thing got a tune-up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Take my advice. First day here, might not want to go down this road. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. I know if you're who you say you are, you're kinda touchy about your ride. I'm sure she's a great lady. So this is the past, huh? I knew a guy from the past. Way he talked about it, I thought it was gunna be way more boring than it looks like it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Good. Glad we had this talk. It has its moments, and vast majority of them boring. Gets a bit exciting around major holidays though. Never know what might happen next! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, are we talking Xmas exciting or are we talking squishy human emotions exciting? Aw, crap. I'm gonna have to deal with emotions now, ain't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Little of column A and a little of column B, if we're lucky. And the whole gamut, my friend. You're going to love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Human love is freakin' gross. But at least I can expect to have a little fun here, while I'm stuck in this momforsaken century. So hey, what incarnation are you? When I'm from, you're in your 53rd body. I'm more of a purist myself, I liked you more back in your 40th. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:11 am UTC (link)
	It has its moments. For Rasslion's sake, you're saying I have 53 goes at least? Makes me tired just thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well, you got a few hundred centuries to get those numbers up. Word of advice, my man. Stop fighting the highly acidic goo. The goo always wins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, not always. Sometimes you just need the right substrate. Wonder if I start to go a bit senile and forget... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aka_blotto 2012-04-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Hey, maybe. I dunno, you seem pretty lucid for a fleshy even in my time. But you're what, a couple thousand years old? You probably forgot more than most people know in their lifetimes. It ain't like you don't got an excuse. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	withyouforever 2012-04-10 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	She has her moments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daftoldface 2012-04-10 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Now whose side are you on? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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