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Tweak says, "Sonovabitch!"

Alistair Therin (cheeseordeath) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-09 21:53:00

Entry tags:

alistair, aveline, cartoon plot, dani winchester, morrigan

So on one hand, my armor's back!

On the other hand I seem to have a permanent case of stubble now. No matter how much I shave it just stays there. Like it's made of rubber.

Actually, I think my sword might be made of rubber now too. That's not going to be very useful.

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	daniwithani 2011-09-12 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you'd do it more than normal? ... bloody, gory riots? No man can handle more than three women at a time anyway - trust me, I know - and what would you do with three billion? I know what you meant, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-09-12 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! This needs to be tested. After the alcohol. I'll need a cure for the alcohol anyway, that should work. No, I'm not serious. I'd settle for one, if it was the right one. Ah well, perhaps someday. In the meantime it won't hurt me to have a reputation for being adorable, right? I'm sure you did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-09-12 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Caffeine is a pretty good hangover cure, actually. I prefer black coffee and a cold shower. Lots of girls like adorable. I was engaged to a guy who was even more adorable than you, once. Don't worry, though, he shoots himself in the foot by being pervy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cheeseordeath
2011-09-12 04:07 am UTC (link)

So do I. Some people advocate more hair from the dog that bit you, but I prefer to go the other direction and balance it out. If I'm drinking caffiene for the fun of it I want the sweet stuff, but for a hangover cure it needs to be black.

Were you really? I, ah, take it that didn't end well, given some of the things you've said about your history with men. But was it at least good at the time? I appreciate the note of hope there, anyway. Thanks, it helps.

True, true. And it is fun to watch. Though what really impresses me is the way he bounces back from everything. I don't think I've ever seen him disconcerted for more than a moment, if that.

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daniwithani
2011-09-12 04:16 am UTC (link)

Yeah, that doesn't work if you have to work right away in the morning. That, and society tends to frown upon people trying to order vodka at 8AM. Those people are alcoholics.

I was. Stefan was ... he was wonderful, but he was murdered. It's - not all women want manly, dashing men to sweep them off of their feet. Most of us just want to be understood and have someone stand by us. Good sex doesn't hurt either.

One gime he just walked up and grabbed my boob. I flicked his ear, and he fell over, but flirted with me on the way down. He's a miracle of nature.

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	cheeseordeath 2011-09-12 04:19 am UTC (link)
	No kidding. And I don't like alcohol that much. Or at least I like caffiene much, much more. Murdered? Dear Maker. Dani, I'm so sorry. But for the rest...thank you. I'll remember. And he did what? He's usually more subtle than that. Well, not subtle, more coersive, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daniwithani
2011-09-12 04:26 am UTC (link)

I run on coffee. Once I worked for fifteen hours straight. I almost made out with the coffeemaker, I was so glad for it being there.

Sort of. A demon put the thought in his head for him to kill himself. I count it as murder. And it's not your fault, don't apologize.

Good. You're wonderful, don't let other people tell you differently.

Well, I mentioned I had gotten my first breast exam, and then BB grabbed my boob, and then he went 'oh, free gropings" and it was mostly funny.

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cheeseordeath
2011-09-12 04:34 am UTC (link)

I run on caffiene now too. I am a happy addict. If I ever get warped back to Thedas I expect to die of caffiene deprivation within a week.

That does count as murder. And it wasn't guilt talking, just sympathy. That's a horrible thing to go through and I wish you hadn't had to. You're a good person, Dani, one of the best friends I have here. You deserve to be happy.

Thank you. So much.

Okay, that one does sound funny. They examine breasts here? I am so in the wrong line of work.

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	daniwithani 2011-09-12 04:46 am UTC (link)
	A world without caffeine? I'm never going there! I'm fine, really, it happened a while ago. I'm happy most of the time. You help! You're welcome. Doctors do, yes. Women can get illnesses in them. It's not as sexy so much as it is pokey and hurty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-09-12 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Glad to know I help then. Maker knows you help me out, least I can do is return the favor. What a depressing waste of a good fantasy. Though if it keeps the world filled with healthy chests I can hardly complain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-09-12 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, hush, I don't do anything. I MEAN IT'S A TOTALLY SEXY AWESOME JOB WHEREIN THE LUCKY GUY SCORES. WITH BOOBS. ALL THE TIME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-09-12 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you do. Frequently. Wow, and I thought I was a bad liar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-09-12 05:20 am UTC (link)
	See? That you just did? That was dashing and fanciable. Just so you know. Hey, at least I tried! Actually, there is one job that's close to what you're thinking, but unless you replaced Hugh Hefner, you're screwed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-09-12 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. I'm not really worried about being fanciable, just frustrated by the current situation and bumbling around as a result. Thanks for being patient with it. I'll stick to my current job, I've never had a thing for bunny ears. Anyway, all women love a man in uniform, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-09-12 05:28 am UTC (link)
	It's sweet. And I have a similar situation, so it's not like I have room to talk. Yes, yes they do. I'm sure you'll be mobbed in no time, especially since you're in the States and have an accent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cheeseordeath
2011-09-12 05:36 am UTC (link)

Right, that's it, we definitely need to find another terrible movie with terrific special effects and catch up on things. Is there anything good (or bad) out at the moment?

Even if that were true, I don't really want to be mobbed. It's nice as a daydream but let's face it, I'd hate it in reality. Besides, I'd get footprints all over my clothes when I got caught in the stampede and they'd take forever to clean.

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	daniwithani 2011-09-12 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Shark Night 3D. It's sharks. ... ostensibly at night! Dry cleaners, Alistair, that's why they were invented. Well, probably not that specific problem, but they were designed to get out odd stains of indeterminable origin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cheeseordeath 2011-09-14 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Sharks in 3D, with no danger of them actually trying to gnaw my leg off. Brilliant. Let's do it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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