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GLaDOS ([info]youwereadopted) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-22 10:08:00

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Entry tags:glados, rick, wheatley

Cores and Spheres: If you know what's good for you, you will NOT go to the Aperture base. While attempting to weed out the bad code in my mainframe, it took my tinkering as a threat and started shocking me while I tried working on it. In the process, a colleague of mine was injured. Usually I wouldn't feel too bad about it, but he wasn't even an employee, and civilians aren't covered under our insurance policies.

But the point is this: Aperture Science is under no management. If you think I was bad, just remember one thing: I was the rational, thinking end of that data stream. The mainframe on its own might not be self-aware, but it is a complete basketcase. It will attempt to destroy you on sight.

You've been warned.

As for me, I am safe. The RIAD and myself are both safely being sheltered by my colleague's alternate self. It is a temporary situation, until I find a way to remotely and safely take control of the mainframe.


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[info]wrestledanelk
2011-07-22 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I can't help myself! Just the thought of my favorite pretty lady gettin' zapped is enough to make me want to beat somethin' to death with a shark.

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 05:25 pm UTC (link)
As... sweet as that may be, I highly suggest not going in there until I give the all clear.

And what is this I heard from Eddie, that you were holding the geeky one hostage until you could find me? That's really heroic, but I don't think it will do much good. I can just tell you where I am staying for now.

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[info]wrestledanelk
2011-07-22 05:28 pm UTC (link)
It's just instincts- I can't help it.

Tell me and I'll be there faster than you can say "Bruce Campbell's rugged good looks."

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
And where, exactly, would you plan on taking me? It's not as if you have room to keep both my core AND my remote unit.

But I suppose you can come visit.

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[info]wrestledanelk
2011-07-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Visits're good enough for now, I guess, but someday I'm gonna build you a castle-fort-thinger and make you a queen.

So where are you, anyhow?

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I had Aperture, that's just as good. As soon as I can get it back, I'll be happy.

[Address], in London. The boy who came to get me and his roommate were kind enough to let me borrow the guest room until I can destroy that mainframe and rebuild it from scratch, the piece of s get things under control.

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[info]wrestledanelk
2011-07-22 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I'll be right there baby, soon's I find onea them keyports.

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