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Tweak says, "Act-ing!"

GLaDOS (youwereadopted) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-22 10:08:00

Entry tags:

glados, rick, wheatley

Cores and Spheres: If you know what's good for you, you will NOT go to the Aperture base. While attempting to weed out the bad code in my mainframe, it took my tinkering as a threat and started shocking me while I tried working on it. In the process, a colleague of mine was injured. Usually I wouldn't feel too bad about it, but he wasn't even an employee, and civilians aren't covered under our insurance policies.

But the point is this: Aperture Science is under no management. If you think I was bad, just remember one thing: I was the rational, thinking end of that data stream. The mainframe on its own might not be self-aware, but it is a complete basketcase. It will attempt to destroy you on sight.

You've been warned.

As for me, I am safe. The RIAD and myself are both safely being sheltered by my colleague's alternate self. It is a temporary situation, until I find a way to remotely and safely take control of the mainframe.

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	wrestledanelk 2011-07-22 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	I can't help myself! Just the thought of my favorite pretty lady gettin' zapped is enough to make me want to beat somethin' to death with a shark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-07-22 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	As... sweet as that may be, I highly suggest not going in there until I give the all clear. And what is this I heard from Eddie, that you were holding the geeky one hostage until you could find me? That's really heroic, but I don't think it will do much good. I can just tell you where I am staying for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrestledanelk 2011-07-22 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	It's just instincts- I can't help it. Tell me and I'll be there faster than you can say "Bruce Campbell's rugged good looks." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-07-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	And where, exactly, would you plan on taking me? It's not as if you have room to keep both my core AND my remote unit. But I suppose you can come visit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrestledanelk 2011-07-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Visits're good enough for now, I guess, but someday I'm gonna build you a castle-fort-thinger and make you a queen. So where are you, anyhow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-07-22 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I had Aperture, that's just as good. As soon as I can get it back, I'll be happy. [Address], in London. The boy who came to get me and his roommate were kind enough to let me borrow the guest room until I can ~~destroy that mainframe and rebuild it from scratch, the piece of s~~ get things under control. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrestledanelk 2011-07-22 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be right there baby, soon's I find onea them keyports. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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