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Tweak says, "Hugs not Drugs!"

GLaDOS (youwereadopted) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-28 07:51:00

Entry tags:

craig, glados, phoebe, rick, wheatley

I'd like a quick head-count of the spheres now, since there's a few of you missing from your bins, and walking around in bodies.

I get one tiny little mortal body and start a trend. See how things are?

Not you, Wheatley, I know where you are and what you're doing, and frankly, if I cared enough to exterminate you, I would. But being a little troll shuffling around in a dead-end job is worse than any death I could cook up for you.

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	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
	By all means. Craig is one of my favorite spheres. He's studious and sweet, and very sensitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I find him charming, and a simple being. I feel compelled to cook for him, which is something my kind do very well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Please do. My cooking abilities are... well. They probably don't compare to a person who has had taste buds for thousands of years. I'm sure they're scientifically perfect, but are lacking in aesthetic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You are fond of cake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I have a core devoted to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Have you ever had it? Of any kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I have in the past, back when the basis for my personality was still alive, but since creating the RIAD - my remote unit which is primarily human - I've never had it in hesitation that it will not live up to my expectations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
	There are many kinds of cake, some food, such as crab cake. I can bake a variety. If one is not to your liking, we move to another, and I send the underwhelming one to my niece Melpomene, who could use a great deal of sugar in her life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:39 am UTC (link)
	And underwhelming things seem to be right up Tragedy's alley. That sounds fantastic. I'd love to try out your cooking, if only for curiosity's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	A full Greek meal followed by a smattering of cakes. A wonderful time to be a woman indeed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:59 am UTC (link)
	It'll be novel. I appreciate the invite. When and where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
	[Insert address on the outskirts of London] and whenever you'd like is fine with me. You can reach me [insert cell phone number] by any means. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I'll give you a call once I'm done wrapping up this round of tests. I could do them while out, but I don't want to be in two mental places at once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Understandable. I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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