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Tweak says, "Don't tase me bro!"

GLaDOS (youwereadopted) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-28 07:51:00

Entry tags:

craig, glados, phoebe, rick, wheatley

I'd like a quick head-count of the spheres now, since there's a few of you missing from your bins, and walking around in bodies.

I get one tiny little mortal body and start a trend. See how things are?

Not you, Wheatley, I know where you are and what you're doing, and frankly, if I cared enough to exterminate you, I would. But being a little troll shuffling around in a dead-end job is worse than any death I could cook up for you.

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	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm working on a plan for that, actually. It's pretty brilliant, if I do say so myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Setting yourself up for a crippling failure again? When will you learn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:16 am UTC (link)
	This time it'll be different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I highly doubt that. A cheetah cannot change its spots, Wheatley, and you are the stupidest cheetah, figuratively speaking. You will continue your pattern of idiocy, long into your little, pathetic life, if you manage to avoid dying from any of these so-called brilliant plans of yours. You will always be a moron. It's what you were designed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:26 am UTC (link)
	There's one big difference that you're not taking into account. Now, I have friends to bounce ideas off of before I go ahead and do them. I might still be an idiot, but my friends certainly aren't stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	That's not friendship, that's pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Says the woman who crushed me as soon as she woke up without even listening to a single thing I had to say. I think I'm done taking your advice, actually. Judging by what happened to me when I was in your chassis, I'd say you're just wired to be the most horrible, disagreeable, homicidal person on earth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh neat. Apparently you've found a spine, amongst other completely crushable parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:42 am UTC (link)
	They sell them two-for-one at Sainsbury's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
	You know, I'm rethinking the whole leaving you alone thing. I wonder how you'd do in a test now that you're fully mobile and bipedal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Not listening! LA LA LA LA LA. Not listening in the slightest! ~~oh god I'm going to die~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Gosh, I think I may actually have a couple of those tests YOU designed still laying around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I think you're talking to the wrong guy. My name's... Brian. And the guy who put you in a potato just sort of spontaneously died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Good try, moron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I think I'm going to log off before I do any more damage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youwereadopted 2011-06-29 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Let it be known that this is the first smart thing you've ever done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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