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Tweak says, "You'll always be young."

Kyle Sarea (blunette) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-05-13 15:01:00

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kyle sarea, soren skwigelf, teja wartooth

Uh. . . So I just woke up in a cheap motel room's bathroom, surrounded by glitter and covered in chocolate sauce. My clothes are gone, the stereo's on, there are blacklights in here, and someone drew dongs on my face.

And a phone that's not mine had this page up.

So, consider this a mass text, except not: Where the hell am I, and does anyone know a good way to cure a hangover?

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	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:00 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what that is, but ... I don't think so. I mean, I use magic every day - and I'm pretty much useless without it - so, yeah, it's common! Nope, but that's what someone way smarter than me invented GPS. Do you need me to come throw water on you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blunette
2011-05-14 05:14 am UTC (link)

Iso is. . . Isolation. Basically, if you screw up, they stick a little tag on your forehead, and you get warped off to this cylindrical room. Perfectly white. Skintight bodysuit instead of clothes, no other people, no doors, no windows. Circular pad in the middle of the room. And if you touch the tag to try and remove it, you end up electrocuting yourself pretty bad. Of course, since there's nothing else to do, I usually end up zapping myself to pass the time when I'm waiting for a warden to pop up.

That would involve seeing me naked, because my clothes are just gone. Found 'my' wallet under a giant white teddy bear on the bed. Are you sure you can handle seeing me naked?

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twiceloved
2011-05-14 05:18 am UTC (link)

... where the hell do you come from? No going back there, goddamn. No, one time there was a crazy fascist group that tried to round up the people with powers, but that didn't work out so well for them. They're all dead now.

As long as you don't try to hump me. My spouses would get jealous. You look about my husband's size, I'll see if he has any clothes you can borrow and bring them over.

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blunette
2011-05-14 05:28 am UTC (link)

Dude. Worst part? I'm related to the guy who runs the place. Not the warden, but the guy who's behind the whole show. I got chewed out every time I got wasted. . . it's gonna be weird not seeing him anymore, though. Wow, is this gonna be one of those things that sinks in over time?

Aw, damn. And here I was planning on affixing myself to your leg as a semi-permanent special feature. Also, 5'7", around 120 lbs.

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	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Probably. I hope you don't have any Stockholm Syndrome residuals, that'll take a while to get over. You'd be a lot sexier than a tumor, but Cass would probably poke you with a stick. And yeah, you're about his size. Jeans and a t-shirt okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure I don't. Most of the people I know are usually chill. What kind of stick are we talkingggg? And, uh, I'd prefer a black or white shirt, but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, good. But yeah, unless you use your powers for Great Evil, nobody's going to get mad at you or do anything, promise. A sharp pointy one. I'm only allowed to have sex with two other people that aren't him, and you're not one of 'em. And no, his penis is neither sharp nor pointy. And he's a goth, black it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-05-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	. . . Will people still flip out if I have a tail? Gotcha, gotcha. And that's perfect, since I usually wear black. See you soon, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2011-05-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
	They might look a few times, but my grandpa has wings, and I know a green kid. I'll be over in about twenty! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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