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Tweak says, "This world has many flaws."

Hannibal King (maybeblink) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-16 15:13:00

Entry tags:

alexandra winchester, antigone grace, calliope sedant, davis drew, dean winchester, hannibal king, parker, sam winchester

[Voice post]
Sweet mother of hell no.

Look, I know I said I was into extreme stuff, but Twister was never my kind of movie. Could someone tell me what the hell just happened?

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	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Just no, okay? I don't know if I could trust a vampire, though. Kinda got turned once, made to be a little vampire lap dog for a while. Abusive relationships are bad. You made me audibly shudder. I thought I'd share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Chick, huh. Hey, no problem, I'm here to help. Dean Winchester. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:14 am UTC (link)
	Got it in one. Hannibal King. Nice to meet you. You wouldn't happen to have landed in Jolly Old London, would you have? Because I pretty much doubt my drinking buddies are coming, and I'm not giving up Friday poker nights just because of a little thing like an alternate universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:22 am UTC (link)
	They do that. Don't ask me how I ended up married. You too. And yeah, I'm in London, along with my wife and kids and grandkid. You should know that there's a lot of timefuckery here too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:25 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but there are those girls who really do redeem the gender. One of them saved my ass, and cured that whole bitey problem of mine. I'd gathered from Alex. She said she wasn't born yet. That and you're barely thirty, right? Grandkids just don't seem like your style. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:27 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's how the wife is. Gotta love a woman who's a good shot. Something sexy about a lady handling recoil. Exactly thirty, yeah. We just had the first one, and yet somehow his kid's here already. It's confusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Abbs was hot like that, too. Strictly platonic, but damned if she didn't work a crossbow. Ohbaby. That's frightening. If that's what the world does when you get hitched, I'm staying a bachelor for sanity's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Crossbows are fun stuff, man. I just like watching people use 'em. Don't know if it happens to everyone, but there's a lot of futurebabies around here. It's fucking weird. I lucked out though, my kids are pretty good people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:40 am UTC (link)
	It's still pretty eerie to know what your kids will be like before they're even born. That's the sort of thing I think you should leave up to chance and speculation, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:41 am UTC (link)
	Try giving the sex talk before they're even conceived. It's weird. But at least I know I didn't jack 'em up too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:43 am UTC (link)
	Man, don't be so hard on yourself. I haven't even met you and I know you're good people. That and I'm pretty sure you and I are in the same line of business, or at least used to be. We can smell our own, stuff like that. So how about it? Friday poker nights? Or are you more a darts and pool kind of guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:48 am UTC (link)
	I'd have had you pegged as a hunter at a hundred paces in the dark, just sayin'. There's a few of us here, mostly my family - me and my brother and our uncle Bobby and my kids. I'll kick your ass at all of 'em, my man. Name a time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 09:50 am UTC (link)
	Excellent, it's always good to have a network. And I just so happen to have come into another line of business which keeps me well supplied. But I'm not taking government contracts like this guy did, nono. These toys are going to a more righteous cause. Let's say 5, because you never know what'll happen after dusk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-17 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh really? ... you're that guy from Mission Impossible 3? Not much around here. Too many damn gods. Can't remember the last time we even had zombies. But I know what you mean, and old habits and all that jazz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maybeblink
2010-01-17 09:57 am UTC (link)

Something like, yeah. Apparently I'm a "retired" Marine sergeant. Never was a military kind of guy, but sure, whatever works.

Glad that they can become old habits, here. That and I've got a guy who swears up and down I killed his mom already. Apparently in his reality, they didn't have a cure for the vampire virus, and I stayed a soulless bloodsucking lapdog. I don't want to piss that guy off.

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	doubleup 2010-01-17 10:20 am UTC (link)
	I'd say that I'm not either, but since my dad was, I was sort of raised with it. Yeah, hate to break it to you, but I'm sure you already did. Well. Not you, the other you that isn't you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maybeblink 2010-01-17 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	My dad was a plumber. I was raised with buttcrack. Kinda figured that one out, champ. But we're good. I talked him out of killing me just yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-18 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Glad there's no visual for that. That's good, I still have to take you for all the money I can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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