She's quite a dear, if you pretend to be helpless.
Oh, I meant presentable by my standards, not by his. If we went by his standards, I doubt you'd even get a loincloth out of the deal. Though I am quite sure you don't entirely have an issue with that, it's just the proper thing to do when company's about.
Loin cloths come later, when company's drunk and we're all bored.