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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:42 am] |
So, weirdest thing.
I woke up this morning, just now, in a house I haven't been in for ten years, but ... nothing's changed. The utilities are still on, house is intact, just smells a little dusty, like I've been on vacation or something.
Does the name Iggy mean anything to anybody? |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:33 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK!
OH SHIT!
NOT THIS AGAIN!
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT IS BACK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I KNOW MY BITCHES BEEN SCREAMIN' AND CREAMIN FOR THE JUGGERNAUT TO RETURN TO OZ WITH A COWARDLY LION BOW IN MY DICK HAIR BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!
I CAN'T BE STOPPED!
I RUN THROUGH VORTEXES LIKE A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF MAALOX!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YO MOMMA! AND FUCK YO BROTHER'S AUNTIE'S COUSIN'S ROOMMATE'S LITTLE SISTER'S BEST FRIEND'S PET TURTLE!
DON'T YOU FUCKERS KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!! |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:47 pm] |
Okay.
This is going to be interesting, to say the least.
But I think I can get used to this computer set up.
It's just like home. Except... slower.
First order of business? Internet Upgrade. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:57 pm] |
Brave New World? Check.
Lian? Check.
Toothbrush? Check.
Shirt? Missing.
You're welcome, Ladies. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|11:34 pm] |
First of all? Mother Nature is a fuckin' cunt.
Secondly?
How the FUCK did I still end up in COMMUNITY SERVICE?! |
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