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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|04:28 am] |
Oi, Blondie.
I ain't popped this kid out yet, so the doc said you should stick your dick in me till my balloon pops. I swear he did. Better get on that shit. Podbaby wants out. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|08:19 am] |
So, the coming interview I am not (repeat, not), going to hit on anyone.
I don't care if. . . Carmen Electra magically deaged back to when she was super hot instead of just really hot walks into the office, I'm going to assume that she is a secretary looking to fuck me over.
And not in the fun way.
( Naamah )
( Scott )
EDIT:( Sophie and Rose ) |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|12:56 pm] |
I saw the bad man on here...
Is he going to hurt my new mommy and daddy now too? |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|04:16 pm] |
Y'know, with all the Yanks around going on about turkey and things, it's made me a bit peckish. What say we have a dinner, American style and all? We could do up a turkey, and by we, I mean Lily and Moony, because neither Prongs nor Padfoot should be permitted near ovens or raw poultry. There are lots of things to be thankful for, I mean. Marriages. Children. Cute feathery girlfriends.
Edit: It's a dumb idea, isn't it? Never mind. How about toast? Who wants toast? I'm going to make toast. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|06:05 pm] |
stitch is not home where is lilo help stitch is lost lilo is lost where is kauai island home |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|07:23 pm] |
I declare cinnamon gingerbread coffee the official drink of my kingdom.
I am, by the way, the new King of England. It was time for a change.
No disrespect to those who came before me, no hard feelings. As I said, it was time for a change. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|07:48 pm] |
( Fiyero ) |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|08:11 pm] |
I just found the last bag of Halloween candy, and its still good.
Mom just made this amazing smelling pie, I think it's cheescake or something but...the smell is incredible.
ME. For the WIN. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|08:21 pm] |
Nate, if I don't get out of this house tonight I'm liable to kill everyone in Genosha. I've been yelling at everyone all day. Lorna and Alex fled earlier, and haven't been back since.
I swear to God, it's like everything just pisses me off! |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|08:41 pm] |
My daddy getted me this journal sos I cans talk to peoples. |
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