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[May. 16th, 2008|12:27 am] |
I'm tired and I want to go home and I miss my husband.
I hate everything. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|12:34 am] |
( Bela. )
( Anne. )
Y'know, life isn't bad out here. Downright okay, if you ask me. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|12:36 am] |
So I'm an uncle.
Half-uncle?
...uncle.
That's really like... weird. In a lot of ways.
Know what else is weird?
REALLY TINY HUMANS.
My nephew is a potato-being. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, WOMEN??? Or fathers, for that matter. Seriously, babies are like tiny little stewpot aliens that make a lot of noise and smell like.... like..... like I don't know but it's STRANGE.
Also, anyone for booze? On me? Monetarily or literally?
....and yeah after another look, ladies, I think you're doing it wrong. People shouldn't look like that. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|11:45 am] |
I need a job that does not entail catering to The Man. Which is a lot harder to find than I thought it'd be. I was giving thought to writing books. Something about the story of my life. Or a tell all about God being the asshole he is. But I don't have the patience for that right now. And I want something fun.
Anybody hiring? I don't know what I want to do so I'm open to suggestions. I'll even take suggestions on what line of work I should go into.
Maybe I should join the Church of Satan as a preacher. Wonder what that kind of thing pays. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|01:03 pm] |
( Mom ) |
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| Calling all Torchwood... |
[May. 16th, 2008|04:01 pm] |
Text Message to all Torchwood People/Pups
Yeah, so Yan & I are bringing Molly to the Hub. I was hoping that we could make sure a lot of people are there? Cause she's a little kid and she's kinda scared?
Yeah I'm trying to be nice. It happens. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|05:25 pm] |
This time/place is absolutely boring. Everything is so safe. Save us from ourselves. Where's the excitement? It's like everyone's a robot, just going about their daily lives without even looking up. Boring, boring, boring. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|05:26 pm] |
OKAY.
LOOK.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS. THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS SO GONNA KICK THE BUTT OF WHO DID THIS.
AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN oh hey, that's how you stop the big letters. I don't want to be in an orphanage! I have a family! I wanna go back! |
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[May. 16th, 2008|09:05 pm] |
( Rose! )
edit; Hee! |
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[May. 16th, 2008|09:33 pm] |
So apparently Will Smith and I hang out. Just a tip for anyone else that hangs out with him: He's not too keen on singing the Fresh Prince theme. Something about some guys in London "Bel Air"ing the Scientology building there. After he left I looked it up on youtube. It was hilarious. I don't know if that's appropriate for me to say, considering up until I got here the guy I replaced was the poster boy for Scientology, but... Hell, it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
I found this movie. They called it some name I'm not familiar with, but I watched it and except for a few errors it was actually pretty good. They got the cult all wrong, though. Apparently there are also video games. ...I don't know how I feel about the most traumatic experience in my life being the subject of a video game. |
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