My nephew is a potato-being. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, WOMEN??? Or fathers, for that matter. Seriously, babies are like tiny little stewpot aliens that make a lot of noise and smell like.... like..... like I don't know but it's STRANGE.
Also, anyone for booze? On me? Monetarily or literally?
....and yeah after another look, ladies, I think you're doing it wrong. People shouldn't look like that.