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CARLTON P. LASSITER (withmyowncuffs) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-09 14:31:00

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carlton lassiter, juliet o'hara, shawn spencer

So I've just now realized I'm not in Santa Barbara anymore. In fact, I'm not even in California. How the hell did I get myself to New York City? I just know Spencer has something to do with this. If this is another one of his idiotic 'punkings', I'm going to throttle him.

SPENCER!

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	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	You mean, before I woke up in someone else's bed? I was at Tom Blair's pub. Last thing I remember was ... standing up. Wait, what do you mean, 'alternate universe'? And would it kill you to use my real last name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Someone ELSE'S bed? Go Lassy! Was she cute and or sober? I mean the typical definition the "not the one we're used to" kind. Wait til you see the supes! It will blow your mind. Yes. Yes it would. And you wouldn't want my murder on your conscious would you? That's a whole lot of Hail Marys then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know who the bed belongs to but no one was in it. Not that it's any of YOUR business. Not the one we're used to? Soups? Why are we talking food? I think I could handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Ran out on before waking up? That's cold Lassy! You could do... hmm. No nevermind that. Yeah... I think that one needs to be seen to believed. Just gonna leave it at that. Your words say that, but I can see DEEEEEP into your heart remember old buddy? You'd miss me. A lot. A lot a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I don't even think there was anyone else in that apartment. Whoever owns that place is a slob. That or has no sense of smell. Or hygiene. Read my lips. I'm not your buddy and I would not miss you at all. Now what do you know about what's going on? I want a real answer, Spencer, not some psychic crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2009-04-09 05:22 pm UTC (link)

~~Oh I have an interesting memory that says otherwise...~~

Honest to God. Alternate Universe. They call it a worm hole or cyclone or something tornado-ish. And we don't get a handy pair of ruby slippers to jump ship back to the Santa Barbara we both know and love.

We're entertainment to a bored universe. It picks and chooses who it wants and likes to fuck around with us while it's at it.

Check your ID. You took over someone's life. Slobbish interior and all. You might not even be a cop anymore. You could be a construction worker or a postman.

Real enough answer for you?

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withmyowncuffs
2009-04-09 05:35 pm UTC (link)

I ask you for a serious answer and you give some hokey-pokey kid's story?

You're not joking. Hold on a second, you're telling me I've basically replaced someone ... in some other universe? You can't be serious. Are you? Damnit, where did I put that wallet?

... I don't believe this. This ID has to be a fake. The picture doesn't even look like me at all and - Oh, wait. That is me. This doesn't make any sense. How could this even happen?

At least I'm still a cop.

Wait, who did you replace?

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	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Now we're getting somewhere. Private Eye. Got me a license all legit and stuff. Not that I'm using it right now. Just doing what I always do. Wander around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Now you HAVE to be joking. Great. You're not wearing that ridiculous trench coat, are you? I wish I had my own clothes. I hate this stupid alternate universe thing. This has to be a dream. That's it! I'm dreaming. A very, very weird dream. Any moment, I should wake up. Why am I not waking up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	No but that is a fantastic idea Carlytown! Sorry sport. Already tried that. Didn't work. But there's an easy way to get back in the SB if you wanna. Jules is diggin the NYC lately though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	It's CARLTON. If I have taken over someone else's life, it would be irresponsible to just leave. Although, this man can't be a good cop if he can't even afford a decent apartment. I had a better room in college. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	No offense but you really expect me to say that with a straight face? Really? I highly doubt your host is missing anything at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's not THAT horrible name. Like Shawn is any better. He's missing a broom for starters. What person doesn't have the basic cleaning tools in their home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh! Say it again! I get all tingly when you type my name in italics like that. ...Right. Okay. I'm gonna let you get back to... yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	. . . That's not how I meant it. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. What? What did I say? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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