I ask you for a serious answer and you give some hokey-pokey kid's story?
You're not joking. Hold on a second, you're telling me I've basically replaced someone ... in some other universe? You can't be serious. Are you? Damnit, where did I put that wallet?
... I don't believe this. This ID has to be a fake. The picture doesn't even look like me at all and - Oh, wait. That is me. This doesn't make any sense. How could this even happen?