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CARLTON P. LASSITER (withmyowncuffs) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-09 14:31:00

Entry tags:

carlton lassiter, juliet o'hara, shawn spencer

So I've just now realized I'm not in Santa Barbara anymore. In fact, I'm not even in California. How the hell did I get myself to New York City? I just know Spencer has something to do with this. If this is another one of his idiotic 'punkings', I'm going to throttle him.

SPENCER!

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	psychyouout 2009-04-09 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	You rang? Big Apple huh? Did Lassyface discover portkeys already? Aww so cute! Now I know what my heart feels like when it swells with pride. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	What keys? Look Spencer, I don't know what you did but I demand you undo it before I really lose my temper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't we already have this conversation? Me Psychic. Me not Wizardtype person. Me not capable of transporting people across space and time, even if that would be a wickedly cool thing to be able to do. I thought we'd moved beyond you accusing me of things. What happened to the love Lassy? THE LOVE???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Cut the crap, Spencer. What the hell are you talking about? What the hell does being a wizard have to do with this? I will always accuse you of things, Spencer, because you're usually guilty of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Me cut the crap? What about... ... Oh. It's that thing that happens! Ok, let's try this again. LASSYFACE! Welcome to the weirdness that is an alternate universe! What's the last thing you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	You mean, before I woke up in someone else's bed? I was at Tom Blair's pub. Last thing I remember was ... standing up. Wait, what do you mean, 'alternate universe'? And would it kill you to use my real last name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Someone ELSE'S bed? Go Lassy! Was she cute and or sober? I mean the typical definition the "not the one we're used to" kind. Wait til you see the supes! It will blow your mind. Yes. Yes it would. And you wouldn't want my murder on your conscious would you? That's a whole lot of Hail Marys then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know who the bed belongs to but no one was in it. Not that it's any of YOUR business. Not the one we're used to? Soups? Why are we talking food? I think I could handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Ran out on before waking up? That's cold Lassy! You could do... hmm. No nevermind that. Yeah... I think that one needs to be seen to believed. Just gonna leave it at that. Your words say that, but I can see DEEEEEP into your heart remember old buddy? You'd miss me. A lot. A lot a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I don't even think there was anyone else in that apartment. Whoever owns that place is a slob. That or has no sense of smell. Or hygiene. Read my lips. I'm not your buddy and I would not miss you at all. Now what do you know about what's going on? I want a real answer, Spencer, not some psychic crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2009-04-09 05:22 pm UTC (link)

~~Oh I have an interesting memory that says otherwise...~~

Honest to God. Alternate Universe. They call it a worm hole or cyclone or something tornado-ish. And we don't get a handy pair of ruby slippers to jump ship back to the Santa Barbara we both know and love.

We're entertainment to a bored universe. It picks and chooses who it wants and likes to fuck around with us while it's at it.

Check your ID. You took over someone's life. Slobbish interior and all. You might not even be a cop anymore. You could be a construction worker or a postman.

Real enough answer for you?

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withmyowncuffs
2009-04-09 05:35 pm UTC (link)

I ask you for a serious answer and you give some hokey-pokey kid's story?

You're not joking. Hold on a second, you're telling me I've basically replaced someone ... in some other universe? You can't be serious. Are you? Damnit, where did I put that wallet?

... I don't believe this. This ID has to be a fake. The picture doesn't even look like me at all and - Oh, wait. That is me. This doesn't make any sense. How could this even happen?

At least I'm still a cop.

Wait, who did you replace?

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	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Now we're getting somewhere. Private Eye. Got me a license all legit and stuff. Not that I'm using it right now. Just doing what I always do. Wander around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Now you HAVE to be joking. Great. You're not wearing that ridiculous trench coat, are you? I wish I had my own clothes. I hate this stupid alternate universe thing. This has to be a dream. That's it! I'm dreaming. A very, very weird dream. Any moment, I should wake up. Why am I not waking up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	No but that is a fantastic idea Carlytown! Sorry sport. Already tried that. Didn't work. But there's an easy way to get back in the SB if you wanna. Jules is diggin the NYC lately though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	It's CARLTON. If I have taken over someone else's life, it would be irresponsible to just leave. Although, this man can't be a good cop if he can't even afford a decent apartment. I had a better room in college. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	No offense but you really expect me to say that with a straight face? Really? I highly doubt your host is missing anything at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's not THAT horrible name. Like Shawn is any better. He's missing a broom for starters. What person doesn't have the basic cleaning tools in their home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh! Say it again! I get all tingly when you type my name in italics like that. ...Right. Okay. I'm gonna let you get back to... yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	. . . That's not how I meant it. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. What? What did I say? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. I'm on the phone with you. Freaky, huh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Jules! Thank God! Talk some sense into Mr. Cranky McCrankshire for me please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm trying, I really am. He just called me out of nowhere and he's going on about me speaking spanish or something. I have no idea what the heck he's on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I think he got hit with that thing that makes people forget stuff. You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like it. Or he just disappeared and reappeared. I mean, I haven't seen him in ages. I just figured.. And he's smiling. MAKE HIM STOP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Call him "Lassy" a few times. Works like a charm for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'll try. It just sounds weird when I do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	She's a good sport! OH and remember that thing I told you about? Since he doesn't remember, I think we should join that club too. You can be my vice-president! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Funny. How could I forget? Fine, sign me up for a membership. Do we get secret decoder rings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Depends. Have you drank your ovaltine today? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	And shined my orthopedic shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	O'HARA! I never thought I'd be happier to hear your voice too. Freaky doesn't even begin to describe what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, yeah I know. It's really freaky. But Shawn's telling the truth actually. It's an alternate universe. You just have to kind of.. forget the part of your brain that's screaming how crazy this is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Forget that part? I like that part, O'Hara. Logic and reason can't be forgotten even ... in the middle of chaos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I know it's a lot to handle, but I'm still a cop. And I'm still doing what I was doing before. Just weird things happen. You know like superheroes and witches and stuff. Last week I could make any food taste like vanilla pudding. Honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Superheroes? Spencer failed to mention that little fact. You could make food taste like vanilla pudding? How is that a super power? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Not my fault you can't read "supes" properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Spencer, no one invited you into this conversation! And there's a huge difference between 'supes' and 'superheroes'. One is clearly defined and the other is some vague hash-up of the word that only you would understand with your own hashed-up brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	That's what God invented private messaging for. Now if we were talking face to face, I can see the confusion. But supes as food? Tsk tsk tsk Lassy. That's a red letter Fail. I'm gonna have to dock points for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's also why God invented tact, Spencer. Clearly you were born without it. You're not docking anything. It's your fault for not spelling it out clearly enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	It's true. All kinds of supernatural things are out there. Lots of people from books and television shows too. I don't know, but it was pretty damn funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Supernatural? Sweet Justice, please tell me you're joking. So, you're saying that Buffy is out walking around somewhere? Is that what you're saying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish I was, but I'm not. Yeah that's what I'm saying. She's here somewhere. Her and all her Scooby friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	God, how much did I drink last night? Are you sure I'm not just dreaming? This is way too weird to even be fathomable. Is there anything else going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm really sure. It's all real. That tornado thing brought you here. You'll get used to it. Shawn and I have been here a while. Nope, not really. Just the super powers thing, but that's over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-03 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Well. That's ... reassuring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-05-03 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I know. At least I'm more reassuring than Shawn. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychyouout 2009-04-10 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm somewhat impressed you know what Buffy is. There aren't any cops in that show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-10 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Contrary to what you might believe, I didn't grow up in a cave. (Reply to this) (Parent)