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CARLTON P. LASSITER (withmyowncuffs) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-09 14:31:00

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carlton lassiter, juliet o'hara, shawn spencer

So I've just now realized I'm not in Santa Barbara anymore. In fact, I'm not even in California. How the hell did I get myself to New York City? I just know Spencer has something to do with this. If this is another one of his idiotic 'punkings', I'm going to throttle him.

SPENCER!

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	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. I'm on the phone with you. Freaky, huh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Jules! Thank God! Talk some sense into Mr. Cranky McCrankshire for me please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm trying, I really am. He just called me out of nowhere and he's going on about me speaking spanish or something. I have no idea what the heck he's on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I think he got hit with that thing that makes people forget stuff. You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like it. Or he just disappeared and reappeared. I mean, I haven't seen him in ages. I just figured.. And he's smiling. MAKE HIM STOP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Call him "Lassy" a few times. Works like a charm for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'll try. It just sounds weird when I do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	She's a good sport! OH and remember that thing I told you about? Since he doesn't remember, I think we should join that club too. You can be my vice-president! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Funny. How could I forget? Fine, sign me up for a membership. Do we get secret decoder rings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jules psychyouout 2009-04-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Depends. Have you drank your ovaltine today? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shawn nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	And shined my orthopedic shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	O'HARA! I never thought I'd be happier to hear your voice too. Freaky doesn't even begin to describe what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, yeah I know. It's really freaky. But Shawn's telling the truth actually. It's an alternate universe. You just have to kind of.. forget the part of your brain that's screaming how crazy this is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Forget that part? I like that part, O'Hara. Logic and reason can't be forgotten even ... in the middle of chaos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I know it's a lot to handle, but I'm still a cop. And I'm still doing what I was doing before. Just weird things happen. You know like superheroes and witches and stuff. Last week I could make any food taste like vanilla pudding. Honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Superheroes? Spencer failed to mention that little fact. You could make food taste like vanilla pudding? How is that a super power? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Not my fault you can't read "supes" properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Spencer, no one invited you into this conversation! And there's a huge difference between 'supes' and 'superheroes'. One is clearly defined and the other is some vague hash-up of the word that only you would understand with your own hashed-up brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2009-04-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	That's what God invented private messaging for. Now if we were talking face to face, I can see the confusion. But supes as food? Tsk tsk tsk Lassy. That's a red letter Fail. I'm gonna have to dock points for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's also why God invented tact, Spencer. Clearly you were born without it. You're not docking anything. It's your fault for not spelling it out clearly enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	It's true. All kinds of supernatural things are out there. Lots of people from books and television shows too. I don't know, but it was pretty damn funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Supernatural? Sweet Justice, please tell me you're joking. So, you're saying that Buffy is out walking around somewhere? Is that what you're saying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish I was, but I'm not. Yeah that's what I'm saying. She's here somewhere. Her and all her Scooby friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	God, how much did I drink last night? Are you sure I'm not just dreaming? This is way too weird to even be fathomable. Is there anything else going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-04-09 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm really sure. It's all real. That tornado thing brought you here. You'll get used to it. Shawn and I have been here a while. Nope, not really. Just the super powers thing, but that's over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-03 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Well. That's ... reassuring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nancyjules 2009-05-03 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I know. At least I'm more reassuring than Shawn. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychyouout 2009-04-10 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm somewhat impressed you know what Buffy is. There aren't any cops in that show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-04-10 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Contrary to what you might believe, I didn't grow up in a cave. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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