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Constable Benton Fraser, RCMP (chicagomountie) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-02-02 15:07:00

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Catchup
It seems that not only have the Inspector and I suffered this odd universal displacement, it just so happens that we've been advanced forward approximately twelve years from our current time.

I don't suppose that anybody here could assist me with filling in the pertinent historical gaps in those twelve years that we appear to be missing? It would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you kindly.

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traitorousrat
2009-02-02 04:51 pm UTC (link)

Nah the technicality is that he replaced the guy who was already going to be the Prez, so that little detail of being born 2,000 years ago in another country doesn't count. If you replace somebody, you get dibs on their life.

You know they're robots when they transform. Hence, "Transformers." They change from their disguises: eighteen-wheelers, helicopters, fighter jets, sometimes dinosaurs, cheetahs and scorpions depending on the series, into huge freakin' robots. That fight other transforming robots.

No no no, the US is having conflict with the Middle East... They came over here and blew up some buildings in '01 so we went over there to try to stomp out the terrorist faction that did it, but apparently we couldn't find 'em so we started stomping Iraq to cover up the fact that we were failing at the first one. Then Israel and the Palestinians began to beat the crap out of each other while we were busy. See, it's complicated, which is why I just said "There's war," but no, you needed an essay.

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chicagomountie
2009-02-02 05:02 pm UTC (link)

- Ah, I see. So one's nationality of origin has no apparent bearing on the profession or career of the individual replaced. That does have some significant and reassuring logic. Thank you.

- Oh. I don't suppose there's a reason for their ongoing conflict? Is this something that occurs frequently, and in many places? Does it incur a great deal of property damage?

- I often find that brevity omits a great deal of potentially useful information. I thank you kindly once more for your time as a result.

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	traitorousrat 2009-02-02 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	As fucked up as this place is, it does often have logic. There's two factions: Autobots and Decepticons. They travel to Earth and duke it out over resources. And uh, yeah. There is property damage. Lots of explosions. You're welcome, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chicagomountie 2009-02-02 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Has nobody attempted to reconcile these factions' differences? It seems as though conflict on that scale would cause a great deal of unnecessary casualties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	traitorousrat 2009-02-03 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Y'know... I'll ask, if I ever see any. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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