InsaneJournal

So I've decided I want to go dancing. I don't know if the clubs are the same here, and I need to make my presence known.

Trouble is this dance card I have is completely empty. This is a terrible thing. A truly terrible thing, that must be remedied.

I can promise all potential volunteers this: You will not have to pay for a thing tonight. Not cover charge, certainly not drinks, not cab money or bus money or a subway ticket or anything.

Nothing is required in return for this except a night of dancing. I'm not that kind of douchebag.

So, any takers?

Y'see this here? This is how it is done. This is class. I am a classy guy. I'll understand if you want to take a second to take notes.