Stephen Colbert, Bastion of Truthiness (truthy_patriot) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2008-09-09 17:16:00 |
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It's time to listen, folks ...
Because your benevolent, truthy Lord and Master is here, and boy, am I pissed.
The topic for today: Questions.
I don't like 'em. They're ungainly pimples on the rear end of Democracy. You go right ahead and pop one of those suckers, and all you get is some unspeakable gunk on your hands. They undermine the foundations of Liberty and National Security, and answers only lead one way-- down the Road of Impeachment, my friends. Questions got Goldilocks and the Three Bears into small claims court, and you already know how I feel about bears.
The only good questions, in my opinion-- and we all know that's the only one that matters-- are my questions. Those questions are the only questions in your lives worth answering, and do I have a doozy for you all right now:
What the red London bus-humping fuck is going on?