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Tweak says, "Avada Kedavra!"

Barney Stinson (its_legendary) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-18 10:23:00

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barney stinson, gabriella montez, hattie jackson, lulu, psyche

This looks like New York. It smells like New York. It sounds like New York. But why doesn't it feel right? There was a huge wind, then nothing, then this.

Oh my God. Oh. My. God.

Marshall delivered the Final Slap, didn't he? He slapped me and killed me with his giant, ham-sized hand, right? Aww, man...

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	its_legendary 2008-08-19 01:43 am UTC (link)
	So I'm gathering. sighs Anyway, uh... looks like I'm gonna need a guide. Someone to look out for me while I learn my way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-19 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Are you now? Well, I'm sure I could get my father-in-law to watch out for you. Speaking of ham sized fists and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 01:59 am UTC (link)
	That's, oh... I have kind of a... difficulty with paternal authority figures. Old wounds and all that. I respond much better to more hands-on, up-close-and-personal help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-19 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? I don't know that my husband, or my lover would appreciate that kind of help. But like I said, Ares would be more than happy to get his hands on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 09:45 am UTC (link)
	Your husband, I see. Well, that's okay, it's not like I was implying anything you'd consider inappropriate. "Ares"? Boy, his parents didn't give him much to live up to, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-19 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you weren't. It's ok though, Eros isn't actually here. His parents? I don't think Hera and Zeus gave him any kind of expectations, other than you know, to kill things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. Classic literature major, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-19 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-20 10:07 am UTC (link)
	You. Maybe with a minor in Cultural Anthropology? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-20 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're talking about that college place! No, I've never been. I should though, I think it would be an excellent mortal experience for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-20 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Riiiiiight. Okay, this may not mean much to you, but you're really tipping the hot/crazy ratio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-21 12:05 am UTC (link)
	There is a hot/crazy ratio? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-21 11:42 am UTC (link)
	Sure there is. I have a quiz and a chart. Would you like to find out your numbers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-08-22 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah, I don't know. Is it going to make me want to smite you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-22 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I, uh, guess it depends on your score? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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