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Tweak says, "I'm cold."

Barney Stinson (its_legendary) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-18 10:23:00

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barney stinson, gabriella montez, hattie jackson, lulu, psyche

This looks like New York. It smells like New York. It sounds like New York. But why doesn't it feel right? There was a huge wind, then nothing, then this.

Oh my God. Oh. My. God.

Marshall delivered the Final Slap, didn't he? He slapped me and killed me with his giant, ham-sized hand, right? Aww, man...

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	its_legendary 2008-08-18 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I will pay to never have to look at that site again. Question? Sure. Haaaaaaaaave you met me? Barney Stinson, professional adventurer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-18 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea who'd you'd send the money to. The website is somewhat legendary. Don't think I have. Mr. Stinson, a pleasure to meet you. I'm Hattie Jackson... also a professional adventurer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-18 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	Really? So, uh... you'll have to tell me about it sometime. I've kind of been forced into semi-retirement. On-the-job injury, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-18 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	For lack of a better job title. And I would, but I don't think you'd believe me. That said, how'd you hurt yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-18 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a very good listener. Oh, I... sighs I hurt myself trying to save my partner from the jaws of a hungry crocodile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-18 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Not THAT good of a listener, I promise. From the jaws of a hungry... crocodile? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-18 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	I am legendary. Oh, yes. We were on a photo safari when Ted, he... he leaned too far over the side of the of the boat. Ted fell, I tried to pull him back, but... I'm sorry, it's still a fresh wound. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-19 01:52 am UTC (link)
	For Ted, too, I'm sure. I'm Hattie, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 01:57 am UTC (link)
	He made it back, but with complete amnesia about the incident. It was like I lost him. Hattie. Pleased beyond logic to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-19 02:06 am UTC (link)
	How tragic. Beyond logic? That's impressive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 09:43 am UTC (link)
	It is. I'm just hoping that some day, I'll find someone to help fill the void. I am often beyond logic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-08-19 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure that somewhere out there, beneath the pale moon- Oh, wait. Is that your line? I have no doubt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its_legendary 2008-08-19 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	sighs I hope you're right. Man can't live alone, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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