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Tweak says, "Buy the damn roses, Brian."

Wade Wilson (fully_loaded_) wrote in toboldlyrpg,
@ 2017-02-25 19:00:00

Entry tags:

! enterprise, lucifer morningstar | lucifer, wade wilson | mcu

WHO: Wade Wilson and Lucifer Morningstar
WHEN: 226402.23 Evening (A little backdated - sorry)
WHERE: D-4
SUMMARY: Meet the roommate
WARNINGS: Language

"Dee one, Dee two, Dee three aaaand," Wade came to a halt in front of a door and glanced down at his fancy futuristic ipad which was displaying a helpful map to lead him to his designated room, "Four. Honey, I'm home!"

He watched the door slide open with evident suspicion and stepped into the clean, fancy futuristic apartment he'd been assigned to. Yep, everything was fancy and futuristic. Wade was surprised he couldn't smell the bleach they must have used to scrub everything to a pristine shine. Wade looked around again with barely concealed dislike before stepping inside his quarters.

He tossed his computer onto the nearest surface and paused mid-step as he realised there was someone else already inside. He hadn't been expecting anyone else. No one had mentioned a room mate, though now he thought about it, no one had said he'd be getting his own room either. He crossed his arms and leaned back against the door frame. Damn his back felt empty without the swords...

"Well now, no one mentioned I'd be getting a buddy. Or are you the room service in this floating space hotel? You know I'm going to be mighty pissed if you forgot the chocolate on my pillow, that's the best part," Wade said, studying his companion with mild interest. Business-looking guy. Probably a lawyer. Not a threat.

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	"In the literal sense of the name, yes," Lucifer replied, his eyes flashing red as if to drive home his point. "So now that that's out of the way, can we agree that Lucifer doesn't need to be shortened into anything cute?" He wasn't a fan of the patronizing tone, but he also wanted to get this dealt with quickly if they were to be roommates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Wade's eyes widened, perfectly reflected in the black and red mask, and he sat up, hand over his mouth.
"You're the actual devil? Hellfire and brimstone and horns, the whole shabang? That is... totally and amaz-" He paused for emphasis before flopping back down against the sofa, "Made up. Sorry Satan. You're completely made up! Everyone knows that! There's no God waiting for judge everyone. Just real life, real monsters and real assholes who have to deal with it all. Like me."

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	extraharley 2017-02-27 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Lucifer stared at his roommate, debating whether or not to go full devil or just leave him be. "Right," he decided. "I'll be in my room. Let me know if you find the reason they brought us here." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-03-06 06:00 pm UTC (link)

Wade held Lucifer's gaze, and felt goosepimples rising on his neck. That was a creepy stare, and there was definitely something about him...
"Okey dokey!" Wade called after him, sitting up slightly, "Oh but hey, if you really are the Devil, I've gotta be right up there on the top of your naughty list because I am definitely going for Ten Commandment Bingo. I think I'm just missing coveting my neighbour's oxen, haven't done that one yet. Though, it does have nice big horns... oop! There you go! Bingo! I have bingo!"

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	extraharley 2017-03-07 12:15 am UTC (link)
	"That would be my father's naughty list," Lucifer pointed out. "It's not going to bother me if you take his name in vain or break the Sabbath. Dad's rules have little importance to me." He flashed his roommate a smile before heading into his room. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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