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Tweak says, "I can has tofu?"

Wade Wilson (fully_loaded_) wrote in toboldlyrpg,
@ 2017-02-25 19:00:00

Entry tags:

! enterprise, lucifer morningstar | lucifer, wade wilson | mcu

WHO: Wade Wilson and Lucifer Morningstar
WHEN: 226402.23 Evening (A little backdated - sorry)
WHERE: D-4
SUMMARY: Meet the roommate
WARNINGS: Language

"Dee one, Dee two, Dee three aaaand," Wade came to a halt in front of a door and glanced down at his fancy futuristic ipad which was displaying a helpful map to lead him to his designated room, "Four. Honey, I'm home!"

He watched the door slide open with evident suspicion and stepped into the clean, fancy futuristic apartment he'd been assigned to. Yep, everything was fancy and futuristic. Wade was surprised he couldn't smell the bleach they must have used to scrub everything to a pristine shine. Wade looked around again with barely concealed dislike before stepping inside his quarters.

He tossed his computer onto the nearest surface and paused mid-step as he realised there was someone else already inside. He hadn't been expecting anyone else. No one had mentioned a room mate, though now he thought about it, no one had said he'd be getting his own room either. He crossed his arms and leaned back against the door frame. Damn his back felt empty without the swords...

"Well now, no one mentioned I'd be getting a buddy. Or are you the room service in this floating space hotel? You know I'm going to be mighty pissed if you forgot the chocolate on my pillow, that's the best part," Wade said, studying his companion with mild interest. Business-looking guy. Probably a lawyer. Not a threat.

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 12:06 am UTC (link)
	"Lucifer Morningstar," Lucifer replied to the intruder. "You must be the reason that this place has two bedrooms." He wasn't even upset, as his apparent roommate seemed quite intriguing from the start. "I've chosen that one," he noted. "And unfortuntely, I have no chocolate." (Reply to this) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 12:20 am UTC (link)

Wade's eyebrows raised up instantly, a motion reflected in his red and black mask.
"Lucifer!?" He exclaimed and dissolved into laughter, "Seriously? I'm sorry I mean, I just... Lucifer?" He shook his head, pressing a hand to his chest as if struggling to breathe through the giggles. "So, what, you picked your own name? Or were your parents trying to make a point? Was 'Damien' too subtle?"

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
	"My name is God-given, I'm afraid," Lucifer said. "And you've yet to give me yours." He crossed his arms and considered his roommate. "Interesting mask." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 01:21 am UTC (link)

"You like it? I'd make you one just as nice as mine, but copyright law forbids me. Name's Deadpool, but my friends call Wade Wilson, at least they would, but apparently I was the only one chosen to go on this little mystic adventure into the future." Wade wriggled his fingers around in a little 'magic' impression before turning to start investigating the little cabin more closely. He ran his fingers along the panels and under the counters as if looking for something in particular.
"How long you been on the Love Ship then Lucy? Can I call you Lucy?"

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 01:55 am UTC (link)
	"My brother can call me Lucy... No one else," Lucifer said, staring at his roommate. "Looking for something?" Leaning casually against the door frame to his bedroom, he observed Wade's movements. "I got here yesterday, spent most of my time in the bar. You?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 02:11 am UTC (link)

"Ooh there's a bar!?" Wade perked up instantly and quickly shook his head, "no, bad Wade. Focus! Yes, I'm looking for something. I'm looking for the reason they brought us here."
He stopped fiddling with the wall panel and turned to face Lucifer.

"I must've gotten here just after you. Except I spent most of my time having my weapons confiscated. Seems a bit rude to leave a guy defenceless when he doesn't have any idea where he is doesn't it? A bit like you're scared he might fight back. You buying this time and space anomaly bullshit? Not me. They brought us here any I wanna know why."

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Lucifer grinned as Wade kept talking. He was interesting, if not maybe a bit paranoid. Of course, given the circumstances, that was a bit justified. "I don't know what I think," he mused. "It's something different. I'm still not sure that my father isn't behind it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 03:43 pm UTC (link)

Wade still didn't think of Lucifer as a threat, but there was something unsettling about him. Something that made Wade want to make sure he knew where his room mate was at all times. The grin did not help.

"Daddy issues huh?" Wade mused as he wandered over and took a seat on their little communal sofa, his feet instantly up on the table as he made himself at home, "So, what's your story Lucy? Daddy not happy with your lifestyle? He sent you off to space camp to straighten you out? How's your trust fund? I'll be honest, you look like a man with pretty expensive tastes."

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	extraharley 2017-02-26 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	"Or you know, my father sent me to rule Hell, and eventually I grew bored of being a pawn in his game and left it behind. I know that's not quite as fun as space camp, but at least now we're on a spaceship?" His tone was casual, but there was a hint of an edge to his voice. "My name is Lucifer. You're not Amenadiel. Don't call me Luci." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fully_loaded_ 2017-02-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Wade gave Lucifer a very patronising look, and suddenly wished they'd at least let him keep one sword. "Uh huuuh," he said slowly, as if humouring a mental patient. "So you're the devil? Lucifer in the literal..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extraharley 2017-02-26 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	"In the literal sense of the name, yes," Lucifer replied, his eyes flashing red as if to drive home his point. "So now that that's out of the way, can we agree that Lucifer doesn't need to be shortened into anything cute?" He wasn't a fan of the patronizing tone, but he also wanted to get this dealt with quickly if they were to be roommates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-02-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Wade's eyes widened, perfectly reflected in the black and red mask, and he sat up, hand over his mouth.
"You're the actual devil? Hellfire and brimstone and horns, the whole shabang? That is... totally and amaz-" He paused for emphasis before flopping back down against the sofa, "Made up. Sorry Satan. You're completely made up! Everyone knows that! There's no God waiting for judge everyone. Just real life, real monsters and real assholes who have to deal with it all. Like me."

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	extraharley 2017-02-27 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Lucifer stared at his roommate, debating whether or not to go full devil or just leave him be. "Right," he decided. "I'll be in my room. Let me know if you find the reason they brought us here." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fully_loaded_
2017-03-06 06:00 pm UTC (link)

Wade held Lucifer's gaze, and felt goosepimples rising on his neck. That was a creepy stare, and there was definitely something about him...
"Okey dokey!" Wade called after him, sitting up slightly, "Oh but hey, if you really are the Devil, I've gotta be right up there on the top of your naughty list because I am definitely going for Ten Commandment Bingo. I think I'm just missing coveting my neighbour's oxen, haven't done that one yet. Though, it does have nice big horns... oop! There you go! Bingo! I have bingo!"

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	extraharley 2017-03-07 12:15 am UTC (link)
	"That would be my father's naughty list," Lucifer pointed out. "It's not going to bother me if you take his name in vain or break the Sabbath. Dad's rules have little importance to me." He flashed his roommate a smile before heading into his room. (Reply to this) (Parent)