Oliver Wood (starkeeper) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-02-15 13:46:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, alice longbottom, alicia spinnet, dorcas meadowes, harry potter, molly carpenter, oliver wood, rainbow dash, ron weasley |
Uh. Umm. Right. So.
A lass stopped me as I was coming out of the coffee shop and asked me if she could see my wand. I shrugged and pulled it out of my jacket and held it out so she could see it. She started giggling and shaking her head and then told me she wanted to see my other wand. I explained to the bird that generally people from my world only have one wand. She then proceeded to tell me she wanted to see the wand I kept in my pants. It took me a good five minutes to figure out what the hell she was talking about. She refused to leave me alone until I told her I was getting rusty on me Unforgivable curses and needed someone to practice them on.
What the fuck New York. What the bloody fuck.