Hestia Jones (hcjones) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-09-05 13:45:00 |
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Entry tags: | !text message, galen tyrol, hestia jones |
[Texts to Galen Tyrol]
>>This is Jessica.
>>The bride.
>>Now I sound like the Bride from the 'Kill Bill' movies.
>>I stole Hes' phone.
>>She's in the loo.
>>Why do British people call it the loo?
>>Anyways, there's a point to this.
>>You're invited to come join us at Dino BBQ in Harlem on Friday (aka tomorrow.)
>>It'll be fun.
>>I'll pout if you don't show.
>>And then harass Hestia.
>>Even if she doesn't know you're invited.
>>Then Hestia will probably hex you the next time she sees you in retaliation.
>>So really. In everyone's best interest for you to come.
>>(Not that I think she'd hex you. She's too nice & you're too pretty.)
>>Here's my [number].
>>Why aren't you two dating yet?
>>You make a cute couple.
>>You being so tall and her being so short.
>>I have wedding pictures to prove it!
>>Rather I will in 6 wks.
>>The pics proving that you make a cute couple.
>>Not explaining why you aren't dating yet.
>>In summary: Dino BBQ in Harlem on Fri & ask Hes out on a date.
>>The End.
>>Gotta go. I see Hes making her way back.