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Tweak says, "collegeboy thinks hes so smart"

Lily Evans (acciohansolo) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2012-12-20 21:13:00

Entry tags:

!network post, harry potter, humberto lopez / reptil (616), james potter, james sirius potter, lily evans, peter parker / spider-man (mcu), sam winchester

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You.

I'll be really annoyed if the world ends before I finish this book.

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	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I still have the receipt if you want a different one instead. I liked the zombies, but they might not be your cup of tea. [...] No. I thought it was best if I just dropped it off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-20 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm reading it already. Really, thank you. [...] I made those puffs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Wait until you get to the end of chapter 23; I really liked what Mr. Bennett has to say there to his wife about Mr. Collins. [...] Brilliant. How did they turn out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-20 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm far from that point yet, and hopefully that pesky apocalypse will stay away until I'm done. [...] Deadly. Incredibly moreish. You'd better have some before they're all gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I heard rumors that if you drink enough hot chocolate with a good book and a warm blanket you might be able to stave off the inevitable. [...] That sinful, eh? I might have to take some off your hands so I don't have to register you for Puffs Anonymous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-20 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	In which case, I'm going to build a blanket fort. [...] Be my guest. I made them for you. Just don't blame me if you get diabetes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Make sure you grab a torch in case magic stops working. You have to be able to make shadow puppets even if the world ends. [...] You did? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-20 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Blimey, didn't even consider that the apocalypse would steal my magic. I did. They were made with a little bit of rage, but mostly [...] I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's why I'm here, Evans. I think of things that you don't, and vice versa. And you're certain diabetes is the only thing I'd get if I ate them? You were pretty pissy last night [...] but I should have known to stop. I got into a bit of a row with Harry's son earlier and projected it on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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acciohansolo
2012-12-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)

So you're not here to ruffle my feathers?

You might get a stomach cramp, but it won't be from poison or anything. [...] No, I've been putting too much on you. I almost wish I could forget the books, but I'd have to remember them all over again. I had to carry that knowledge by myself and I suppose I built you up in my imagination.

Hang on - you had a row? With your namesake?

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jamiewon
2012-12-20 10:55 pm UTC (link)

Well, that too. That's my special, secret assignment. Now that I've told you I'm afraid I'll have to wipe your memory.

That's good to hear, but have you seen me eat, Evans? I'm a human rubbish bin. [...] Is it possible to build me up? Blimey, I'm glad that is in writing. Lily, I'm going to tell you what you told me when I got here. I'm not him; in the future back home, yes, but here? Who knows if I'll have to make the same decisions as I do then. Some of the things, yeah, I'd like them to happen. Giving you a proper farewell snog is at the top of that list, for one, and living past 21 would be an added bonus.

And you thought I had a chip on my shoulder.

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acciohansolo
2012-12-20 11:04 pm UTC (link)

You'll have to catch me first! As far as I can tell, magic doesn't work over the internet.

I have witnessed you eating. I was torn between amazed and revolted. Though I shouldn't be surprised you can fit so much in that big mouth of yours.

Hush you. [...] I would really like to live past 21. I have so many things I want to do and I'm not able to even begin, never mind achieve them yet.

Why on earth would he have a chip on his shoulder? Harry and Ginny are good people. I can only imagine they make good parents.

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jamiewon
2012-12-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)

That's a simple task; my legs are longer than yours. Hm. Where there's a will there's a way.

Great party trick. I wonder how many of those puffs I can put in my mouth at once. Probably five or six easily, you think?

Never. [...] Plus, you still owe me that hot dog and tour of New York. At the rate we're going we're going to die first before I get to experience food from a street vendor.

Might have to do with the fact that his dad saved the wizarding world and is regarded as a hero. [...] Or so I've been told. Apparently he's tired of people telling him that because he's a Potter and named after Sirius and I that he must be awesome. Shit, I'd rather have that than being told I'm dead every five seconds.

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acciohansolo
2012-12-20 11:14 pm UTC (link)

That doesn't mean you're faster.

I'd go so far as to say seven. You have a very large mouth. You fit your foot in there so often, you must have room for a lot of puffs.

You had to go and get a job, didn't you? Now we'll have to squeeze the tour in around your schedule.

Ah. I suppose that must be difficult. Harry probably casts a very wide shadow. Still, it could be worse. What did you say to him?

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jamiewon
2012-12-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)

I can cover more ground with less effort.

Yes, it is rather familiar with accommodating that. What happens if I fit seven in there. Do I win a prize other than the satisfaction of having seven puffs in my mouth?

I wouldn't knock that, Evans, unless you don't want treats appearing for you every now and then. I managed class, being Quidditch Captain, and Head Boy for a semester; I'm pretty sure this will be a walk in the park.

I made a remark along the lines of how with a name like his he would be at the top of the class on awesome, and he shot back that who he was and his "awesome" factor had nothing to do with the names and that he's bloody tired of hearing remarks that make any allusion to them. He's named after me and my best mate; of course I'm biased to think that the awesome is linked to the names.

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acciohansolo
2012-12-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)

I'm not exactly short, I'm sure I can give you a run for your money, so to speak.

What sort of prize do you want? I'll book a parade.

You don't need to buy me anything, don't be silly. I'll show you the city whenever you want, complete with hot dogs.

Ah. Perhaps we have been too flattered about the grandkids having our names. It very well may have been hard for him, but I wouldn't think it was so bad that it would warrant such a huge chip on his shoulder.

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	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	No, but I'm taller and have a longer reach. Can I have a marching band as well? Santa can make a guest appearance. Oh? Then I'll just wish you a happy birthday come January in lieu of a gift. It might be complete with real dogs as well. It was one of the best things I've heard since being here, honestly. I never thought it was such an awful name to have (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-21 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Bet I can still beat you. Sure, I'll have my people call some people. If Santa can't make it, I'll dress up as him myself. Sounds good to me, mate. [...] Is one of the perks of your job that I can go play with the puppies? It's not an awful name to have. It's an honour that he was named after you. It's just a pity he doesn't see it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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jamiewon
2012-12-21 08:54 pm UTC (link)

You're turning into quite the betting woman, aren't you?

You, dressed up as Santa? This has to happen. No tits, hands, or arses about it.

[...] Alright then. When you pout because there isn't something wrapped up at the foot of your bed come your birthday morning don't come crying to me. I don't have to work there if you want access to a dog to play with, you know.

No quip? I'm impressed. I must be rubbing off on you.

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	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-21 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	My life is too short ot live carefully. Santa it is. I will dress up. It will happen. Foot of my bed? Who says you're allowed into my room to even do that, Mister Potter? That reminds me - I'd sooner see your stag. No quip, Potter, I'm serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-21 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	You don't know that. Happy Christmas to me. Evans, I'm a wizard. I don't have to actually be in your room to put something there, but it normally expedites the process if I do it myself. A stag in New York City? Yes, that would totally be inconspicuous. Thank you. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-21 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	I hope I"m wrong, but I"m not risking it. Now, how long should I grow my white beard? Dumbledore or Santa... It's Christmas, Potter, and I want to see a reindeer. I'll wear the Santa outfit. Or Mrs Claus. Or an elf. Well [...] you're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-21 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Carpe diem, Evans. I'll even let you carpe some of the diem I'm carping. It's short notice, so I think we should stick to Santa length. I see where this is going, and I refuse to be Vixen or Prancer. Blitzen or Comet would be acceptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES acciohansolo 2012-12-21 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	What sort of diem are you carping right now? Santa length it is. I was aiming for Dancer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER: LILY \| JAMES jamiewon 2012-12-21 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Currently I'm looking for a place to throw balls against Oliver Wood. Dancer? But you know I can dance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)