Jennifer Walters is She-Hulk (beingreen) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-04-08 18:43:00 |
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HULK SMASH
Kidding.
It’s clear this place could use a bit more color in it so here I am. No, I’m not Elphaba and I’m not Fiona from Shrek. I am, however, the one and only Jennifer Walters. She-Hulk if you’re a fan, Shulkie if you’re a friend and Oh Dear God Why if you’re an enemy. I can't say this isn’t the first time I’ve been put up in a Stark residence, but last time I was kicked out for too much partying. Here’s hoping this Tony is a little more understanding. Don’t worry, Tin- Man, I’ve matured since then. You can practically call me responsible.
Now, where are my ‘we missed you’ hugs? Don’t worry, I promise not to squeeze too tight.
[Bruce Banner]
Brucie! Okay, I know you're not my Bruce and I'm not your Jenn, but that's no reason for us to be strangers. I don't know if I exist in this world, but I'm told that if I do she's not big and green. This is probably weird for you, but I’m happy to answer any questions you might have. I'm also available for a thumb war or two. I could take you down as a kid and I can do it now.