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Tweak says, "everyone loves an underdog."

Natasha Romanoff (blackwidowed) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-08-14 13:36:00

Entry tags:

!network post, agent k, anakin skywalker, bucky barnes / winter soldier (ph), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), eliot spencer, ianto jones, meetra surik (legends), napoleon solo, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), seivarden vendaai, zack fair

FORT NEILL RESETTLEMENT BUREAU:

All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.

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	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 02:45 am UTC (link)
	And people mistakenly believe he's dead, but he's not, and that matters because...? Different galaxy, different references, I'll never catch up on everything there is to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-17 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Which is to say both of our statements are wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 02:51 am UTC (link)
	NOW I get it. I don't want to be the test subject, but are any of your weapons also transformed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-17 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Not as complicated as originally expected. One of my guns, yeah. And the Neuralyzer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 02:59 am UTC (link)
	The what? You're going to make me google if you keep this up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-17 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Neuralyzer. Alien technology. Can wipe memories and gives us time to make up new memories. Handy when you're trying to keep people from finding out the Earth is populated by aliens and to keep them from remembering alien attacks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 03:05 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like it'd have a high potential for neurological damage. Why do they need to not know about that? Is it like here, where we just don't fit with the rest of the reality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

elvisisnotdead
2018-08-17 03:11 am UTC (link)

I was neuralyzed. Had to be deneuralyzed five years later. Doesn't cause any issues when it's not some piece of shit hack job in a weapons dealer's basement. Still, I came out all right.

The thing about people is that they're stupid. A person isn't so bad, but collectively the human race is stupid, panicky, and untrustworthy. They'd like to believe otherwise, but I've seen more than enough in my life to know.

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	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	You're sure about that? I would say that it isn't just the human race. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-17 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Enough to do my job. You're probably not wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2018-08-17 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	I've met beings from probably hundreds of different species, and I'd only describe a handful as generally smart. Droids, on the other hand, are very reliable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-17 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Collectively, most aren't. It's individually some can prove to be intelligent. There have been a few alien species that are more taxing than others. I once had to make a roach eat me, so I could get a galaxy back and shoot my way out of its stomach. Bugs are bothersome. I don't have much experience with droids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balancetheforce 2018-08-18 12:53 am UTC (link)
	That must've been a pretty big roach. There are several here if you ever want to get more experience. Maybe later. Artoo isn't comfortable with this "toon" thing. It's messing up bioscans and his understanding of physics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elvisisnotdead 2018-08-18 01:14 am UTC (link)
	12 feet tall. I'll keep it in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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