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Tweak says, "This is Jezebel in hell!"

Dr Bruce Banner (docbrucebanner) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-08-04 17:52:00

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!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), drax (mcu), julia wicker, laura kinney / wolverine (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peggy carter (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), shuri (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), tony stark / iron man (mcu), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu), zelda

[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. ~~I'm freaking out here~~

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	cutsthewire 2018-08-04 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Overkill, Bruce. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-08-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. You got new memories and they injured you? ~~How bad~~ Um. Do you need anything? Besides medical attention? Orange juice? Uh... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-08-04 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's been known to happen. Guess my number finally came up. Some of the Wizarding folk came up with a magic potion to prevent this sort of thing from happening. ~~I need you to take it.~~ [Peter] If you wanted to distract Bruce and Julia with some obscure pop culture references so I can get away, I wouldn't complain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-08-04 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Why didn’t you take it?? [Tony] If it’s to keep a doctor from looking at you, I probably won’t. You know cuz internal organ damage sounds kinda serious. 🤷‍♂️ Should I get Jim? I feel like I should get Jim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cutsthewire
2018-08-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)

I like to know what I'm up against.

[Peter]
I underestimated Bruce's ability to keep a level head regarding medical decisions. It's not as bad as he says. If there is any internal organ damage, it's probably nothing vital.

Rhodey's at our super secret base. ~~I could tell you where it is, but then I'd have to k~~ You provide the distraction, and I'll go get him.

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	heyeveryone 2018-08-05 12:06 am UTC (link)
	What are we up against? [Tony] Or I can just text him like a normal person instead of helping you take off and making everyone freak out more. Isn’t your girlfriend a witch? I don’t think I want her to freak out at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda cutsthewire 2018-08-05 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Apparently Bruce is installing a revolving door at my place for medical types. If any part of you still wants to watch me suffer, here's your chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)