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Tweak says, "The Onion Fairy has been here."

kate bishop ♐ ʜᴀᴡᴋᴇʏᴇ (katebishop) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-06-20 15:36:00

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!network post, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), ianto jones, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), laurel lance, sam winchester, sara lance / white canary, scott mccall

There is not enough alcohol to make me forget the video today's case came up with.

So a local couple in town. Going through a divorce. Fairly typically stuff, I'm thinking, when the wife comes in. Open and shut case, he's cheating. She wants money shots for the court case.

No.

She suspects that he's been putting some of of her things where the sun doesn't shine.

I'm pretty much thinking this is ridiculous, right? Even the track suit bros weren't that effed up. Who does that? What happens if it gets stuck up there? What if? What if? What if?

Go to the house, put up cameras. Obviously don't put them in the bathroom. Privacy issues, so I'm thinking I'm going to have a difficult time figuring this one out. If he's putting things up his butt, that's where I'd think most people would it it, take it out, leave.

No. This guy walks around the house with his pants up and you can see whatever object out the back of his pants. EVEN WORSE: he has an erection. He even sat down. Luckily (???????????) I got a shot of him taking it out in the living room, but bro. BRO. What is wrong with you?

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	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Okay, ew. Also, gross. Thirdly, what the hell? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I cut it for grossness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Now it's in my head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Might I suggest some brain bleach? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I'll take three gallons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 02:56 am UTC (link)
	That'll be $666. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 02:59 am UTC (link)
	You know I have to pay upkeep on three kids and a horse, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:00 am UTC (link)
	This stuff isn't cheap, bro. I didn't even raise the price. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I could give you my firstborn, but Laura'd probably be mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:05 am UTC (link)
	It's okay. Kid Loki was too much for me to handle anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 03:06 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, he died and became like a 12 year old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 03:11 am UTC (link)
	You've got to be joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:14 am UTC (link)
	My world is weird, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You know, I seriously have trouble imagining him or Thor as kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I used to have pictures on my phone, but that one died a while ago in Mount Weather. NO CLOUD there. But not-your-Loki could probably show you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
	And you got stuck with him how? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katebishop 2018-06-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Nasty other dimensional creature showed up. Had to go on the run. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawksarrow 2018-06-21 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	And you were the logical babysitting choice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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